Home of the Whopper.

johnnyfootballhero
report this user

TMI

  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: shampoo bottles

more »

Apr 20, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on More Signs of a Grunge Revival.
I work at The Central and can't begin to explain how many people (mostly tourists) still come in because of grunge nostalgia. It's a thriving industry.
Feb 22, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on New Vampire Weekend Video: "Giving Up the Gun".
Thanks for posting this. Kickass video for a kickass band.
Feb 22, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on "Love Will Tear Us Apart"... Again and Again.
I gotta twenty dollar bill that says no one's ever seen you without makeup. You're always made up. And I'm sick of your tattoos and the way you always criticize The Smiths and Morrissey.

If anyone knows that reference, they should be sick of that band, too.
Jan 5, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on What in the Thayil? Soundgarden to Reform.
Lookin' California. Feelin' Minnesota.
Jan 5, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on Did Spencer Moody Really Kick Someone in the Head Last Night?.
I saw the guitarist for the Suicide Machines kick a dude in the head after said dude crowd-surfed right into his mic stand, causing the microphone to knock out his front two teeth and put an extremely bloody hole in his lip. Know what? Show went on [minus two teeth and plus one concussion]. Fuckin' righteous. I knew I was in the right place.
Jan 3, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on 38 Songs I Loved the Shit Out of Over the Past Decade.
There's definitely a soft place in my heart for Ms. Jackson, if only for the dogs barking.
Jan 3, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on We Made a Lot of Mistakes.
@3 I don't get the whole Mad Rad appeal, either. Act like drunken assholes and -BOOM!- you're playing Sasquatch! and Bumbershoot.

I'm a total drunken asshole, yet all I've got is a studio apartment with no tv and a drinking problem.
Jan 2, 2010 johnnyfootballhero answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.
Jan 2, 2010 johnnyfootballhero joined My Stranger Face
Jan 2, 2010 johnnyfootballhero commented on "There is no punk band more overrated than The Clash.".
I'm an ENORMOUS Clash fan. I spent my teenage years skanking at a dirty old porn-theater-cum-punk venue in Indianapolis. Punk has been a major feature of my sonic landscape for years. That said, I still think the whole punk rock 'attitude' and 'scene' is complete garbage. "Hey! I hate mainstream society and want to be SOOOO counterculture that me and my friends are all going to dress, talk, eat, drink and smoke in THE EXACT SAME MANNER! And if you don't fit our 'alternative/hip/trendy' lifestyle, we will blackball you/call you a yuppie-sellout-fag/kick your ass!" Fuck all that. Same can be said for Capitol Hill tight pants/awful hair/fixed-gear hiptards. How about just being yourself and not a fucking cookie that's just been cut? Outrageous concept, I know.
 
 

Want great deals and a chance to win tickets to the best shows in Seattle? Join The Stranger Presents email list!


All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy