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Jan 6, 2016 lazylisa commented on I Spent the Holidays Listening to Billboard's Top 20 Singles of 2015.
Whatever the case, JD exudes a suave, cheerful desperation for a girl whom he wants to "get up next to." For better results, pull up Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing."

Yes! Great point! All songs about wanting to bone someone are basically the same genre and totally comparable to each other. "For better results, pull up W.A.S.P.'s 'Animal (Fuck Like a Beast).'"
Dec 8, 2015 lazylisa commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Take a Trump.
Trump is already a word though. It's a word! I loathe Donald Trump with the proverbial white-hot passion of the proverbial thousand suns, but as a linguist and a bridge player, I do beseech you, let this one go.
Jun 21, 2013 lazylisa commented on Hella Elegiac: Boards of Canada's "Reach for the Dead".
Ugh, oh no! I can almost always safely do the opposite of whatever Dave Segal suggests, but in this case I actually like Boards of Canada! What do I do?!
Jan 20, 2013 lazylisa commented on Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey and Rhianna All Make Pretty Much The Same Exact Music Video.
Rihanna's "We Found Love" video was directed by Melina Matsoukas, not the Mandler fellow. Also, "Rihanna" was not spelled correctly a single time in this post. And fix your HTML tags, for Christ's sake. I don't even like Rihanna, yet here I am being forced to come to her rescue. Get your shit together, Line Out.
Aug 2, 2012 lazylisa commented on The Best Songs About Planes.
"Airplane Song (My Airplane)" by the Royal Guardsmen!
Jun 27, 2012 lazylisa commented on SL Letter of the Day: Ovary Up!.
I'm not the one who took the initiative in my anecdote, but it's a worthwhile tell all the same, I believe. I'm from New York and, to my own surprise and ultimate delight, met a guy on the subway. He was coming home from work, as was I. Glancing across the subway car, I was thinking "man, that guy is cute and just my type." Kept looking over at him. He saw me looking and he looked back. I got off (...the train, smartass) and was walking to transfer to my other train and he followed me and asked me if I could recommend a place to go for drinks downtown. I gave him a couple of blocks to check out and gave him my sweetest smile at the same time. He asked if I wanted to hang out. I said I did. Thus commenced a year (a year!) of me (horny early thirtysomething) fucking the shit out of him (horny early twentysomething) and it was... HOT. AS. HELL.

Bonus anecdote: I was once taking the train across Canada, and I started chatting with an attractive younger fellow passenger guy out of my league, and ended up in a cabin having the greatest sexual experience of my life.

Moral of story: I, an average-looking girl who lusts after hotter guys, have had quite good results being confident and friendly to total strangers. If you want to fuck this guy, and he's definitely not married, all you need to do is:
(1) hold his eye contact for 1-2 seconds longer than you have been already, and
(2) say ANYTHING AT ALL to him and give him a big, genuine smile. Ask for the time. Talk about the weather. Whatever. Just shoot those friendly eyes and smile at him and you will be fucking him the same weekend.
Jan 17, 2012 lazylisa commented on "Hello" As Performed By Lines From Some of Your Favorite Movies.
I really wanted this to be the "Hello" by Martin Solveig and Dragonette.
Nov 29, 2011 lazylisa answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.
Nov 29, 2011 lazylisa commented on Today in the Virtual/Fictional Made Tangible.
But seriously... where can we buy those gummies.
Jul 27, 2011 lazylisa commented on Forever Black.
@13: If you think Back to Black doesn't have soul, then I suspect our definitions differ.