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Jun 23 The Wild Sow commented on Savage Love.
Edited to add: John, or "Johnny" was Butch's DAD. Really, no one EVER called Butch John. Friends occasionally called him Bubba or Tut (because he was a big husky bearded guy who looked like King Tut from Batman!) But if you said John we'd all be wondering "who?"
Jun 23 The Wild Sow commented on Savage Love.
@44 - I know several women named Raven, named that by their African-American (not Goth!) parents.
As for Princess Sparkles, I know 2 women (both elderly, both African-American) named Princess (no Sparkles.) Also a man (in his 60's) named Precious.

@60 - My first husband, whose legal name was John, was Butch all his life. I may possibly have called him "John" in our wedding vows (I honestly don't remember; quite a bit of alcohol on that day plus 40-some years have made my memories a little fuzzy!) But other than that, he was Butch until the day he died (and our daughter has it on his urn.) Funny, when our first great-grandson was born he was named for John, and we thought he'd be "Baby Butchie."

Nope; he's "Peanut."
Jun 23 The Wild Sow commented on I, Anonymous.
I have some news for Anon. Every single one of us (even me! even you!) have been someone's, at some time, masturbatory fantasy.
And since we MOSTLY do not know about it, it does us no harm whatsoever!
Apr 26 The Wild Sow commented on Savage Love.
@1 & @5 - Same here. Where does NOPENIS say that his hookup/friend is a guy friend or a girl friend? Did Dan severely edit this letter?
Feb 24 The Wild Sow commented on Savage Love.
@13 Maybe he is thinking about getting some meth as a way to be more awake without whatever side effects his anti-depressants were having

That was my first thought - he's not ON meth; he's wondering if he should try it & if it would help his depression. (Probably not!)
Dec 23, 2015 The Wild Sow commented on New Column!.
And what kinda idiot *seriously* objects to calling Christmas a "Holy Day"?!
Aug 4, 2015 The Wild Sow commented on Kevin Bacon Really Wants You to See His Wiener.
I seem to recall this scene from Hollow Man:…
Jan 28, 2015 The Wild Sow commented on I, Anonymous.
@5 - Anon DID have a clear path to make the right turn, before the asshole on the bike squeezed up next to him (between 2 lanes of traffic no less!)
Jun 25, 2014 The Wild Sow commented on Savage Love.
@Joan Price - I read OBA's letter as a coming from a man, and wondered at your advice. Then on a 2nd reading, I noticed the very poorly worded sentence, "...a "lesbian experience" with me watching and then joining." Especially in the online version, with the line break after "me" -- no wonder you misread it as "...a 'lesbian experience' with ME..."!

Poor editing, Dan!

@38 (Philophile) - it's entirely possible that OBA & his cousin have never gotten into each other's pants (yet) because one or both were MARRIED for most of those 50 years. If cousin wants the 3-way & they can find their unicorn, why not?

BTW, I plan to check out Joan's book -- as a sexy great-grandma who is frequently "naked at my age!"
Jul 10, 2013 The Wild Sow commented on One of the Tech-Savvy, Ask-Risk Youth Has a Question for Slog.
@27 - Neither crow gender has a penis. They mate by "Cloacal Kissing!"