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Mar 13, 2013 ElaineS commented on I, Anonymous.
Yeah right, because everyone who calls an obese person fatso or tells them just how easy it would be for them to simply lose those pounds does so out of sheer altruistic concern for their health. Right, asshole.
Feb 23, 2013 ElaineS commented on SL Letter of the Day: Do It, Sissy.
Um, Dan, I'm not sure how to put that in English, but tampons are ... asymmetrical. They are nice and round at the top, but not so much at the bottom, and once they get wet they become vaguely cone-shaped. This serves the fine purpose of them not sliding out of one's vagina, yet with a bit of pressure and/or string tugging they come out easily enough. I don't think that will be quite as easy with an anus. More like putting in a (slim) butt plug, but flared bottom and all, and then trying to get it out again. I guess that struggle could be part of the Mistress's plan but I'd really not advise putting a tampon back there.
Oct 9, 2012 ElaineS commented on Hello, I'm Calling to Argue for My Rights.
Beautiful piece, made me cry. Thank you.
Oct 2, 2012 ElaineS commented on NALTs Speak Up for Marriage Equality.
@12: That's actually the law round here. Only a marriage performed by a city clerk has legal standing of any kind, but you are free (and many pairs choose so) to have a Catholic wedding afterwards (customarily done on the same day, or shortly thereafter), or a Protestant one, or a Pagan ceremony or whatever. I was a bit surprised to learn the US handles that differently.
Sep 5, 2012 ElaineS commented on I, Anonymous.
Am I correct in assuming you want this guy to read your "confession"? And then you out yourself as a manipulative bitch of a "friend" that happily schemes to end a relationship for personal gain without a second thought? And to top it off, in describing the guy there isn't a single word that even hints at any love you feel for him, your listing of his "assets" make him sound more like a prize to be grabbed.

You'd better hope he does *not* realize who you are and that you're talking about him. Pardon me for rooting for him to do so, though, and to dodge a bullet.
Jun 30, 2012 ElaineS commented on That Was My Reaction Too.
Never mind the transcript, I just realized the text's on the YouTube page of the vid. Just fyi if anybody else got trouble understanding it.
Jun 30, 2012 ElaineS commented on That Was My Reaction Too.
As a fan of the Disney film, I *love* this as an affectionate parody, and the actress playing Belle has a stunningly beautiful voice.

But, ashamed as I'm to write this, is there a transcript of it somewhere? I'm one of them dirty foreigners and I didn't understand half of it, I'm afraid.
Sep 7, 2011 ElaineS commented on SL Letter of the Day: Jump! Jump! Jump!.
Just chiming in to add a small piece of advice: do come out, do so proudly, follow the excellent advice the commenters above have given. But, while I understand how relieving it must be to finally be yourself, don't - how did rob! put that? Come out like a Roman candle to the rest of the world. That has nothing to do with being ashamed of yourself and everything with making it easier for your wife and kids. I had one student, years ago, whose father came out as a TS and got himself operated so she suddenly had two moms, which would have been enough to handle for a girl in her teens. But then he felt he had to go and give the worst (and widest-read) gossip rag in the city an interview about his new, wonderful life. Full name and everything. Proudly showing pictures of his daughter to the camera. You can imagine how that went for her and how her teen schoolmates reacted.

Please, please don't do anything of that sort. Otherwise, good luck and love.
Jul 27, 2011 ElaineS commented on Savage Love.
@34: Protect? "tried to physically prevent me from getting an abortion" sounds like protection to you?

 
 

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