Mar 22, 2012
Bobito commented on
Pissed Off.
If you don't like public urination, stop walking your dog.
Mar 15, 2012
Bobito commented on
Radio Killed Your Demo.
Having hosted a rap radio show back in the 1990s, I can attest that the first and last points are the most important - on our rap show we did not play country music - so those tapes went in the trash. And your recording of your amaing "do you pee in the shower" (a real title I remember) sucks in every conceivable way, so although in some sense a rap, it also goes in the trash.
Mar 3, 2012
Bobito commented on
I, Anonymous.
Really, drinking a lot of MALT liquor and taking a lot of COCAINE, is better than going to church or praying.
Nov 16, 2011
Bobito commented on
Savage Love.
The only reason two virgin married evangelical idiots are happy with their sex life together is that either they got very lucky or they have no fucking idea of the possibilities.
I knowingly married a woman who is not particularly compatible with me. It sucks, but it's worth the other good things. I know the difference, because I have in the past had some mind blowing sex with women with whom I would never have wanted to spend the rest of my life.
Nov 16, 2011
Bobito commented on
Sound Check.
"Frankfurt, Germany. The people there are ugly, pink, pig-faced animals. It's a shame many of them weren't destroyed in World War II."
Most obnoxiously racist thing I've read in a while.
Sep 23, 2011
Bobito commented on
Okay, Fine, It's War.
I couldn't read this. I am an anti-car militant. When your car encroaches on my personal space in the cross walk, I raise my hand at you, or shout obscenities at you. If you are close enough for me to touch your precious car, you are too fucking close. If you continue to encroach after being warned, I put a dent in your precious car. If you get out of the car I will fight you.
Mar 25, 2011
Bobito commented on
I Love Television.
It's hard to believe this stupid fucking column is still being written after all these years.