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More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• OTB or ACT
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Body of an American
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Body of an American
• What do you like to read when you poop?: comic books, or history blogs on my phone
• What keeps you up at night?: my children
• What helps you sleep?: weed
• What song or movie makes you cry?: V for Vendetta (comic book, not movie)
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: sideburns
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Joe Strummer
• What book have you read the most?: Curse of Lono
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Raising Arizona
• What piece of art would you steal?: I stole an Italian coffee ad from a chi chi bellevue bar once.

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!1ONE!!!
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: finest Chinese 13 year olds

Fill in the Blank

• God is: unnecesary in any manner, but comforting to the rubes.