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What keeps you up at night?: The knowledge that I'm going to have terrible nightmares again tonight.
If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: King Arthur. Obviously.
Vampire or Zombie
What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: The various misuses of they're/there/their.
No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars

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Apr 12, 2010

Nico-la commented on I, Anonymous.

This is amazing.

Apr 8, 2010

Nico-la commented on Dear Catholic Church: Excommunicate Me.

Being angry at the Church itself is not the same as being angry at its followers. I don't think Paul was demonizing Catholics in general; just the sick fucks who run the show.

Apr 8, 2010

Nico-la commented on How to Defeat Someone Made Furious by "How to Defeat a Pit Bull with Your Bare Hands".

I don't know why people seem to think The Stranger is a 'serious paper'. You're only setting yourselves up for disappointment if you expect the NY Times each week, not to mention missing out on the fun of stupid articles.

In other words: lighten the fuck up! This articles is pretty funny, and the only thing that makes it better is incensed idiots verbally shitting themselves in horror. Hehehehehe.

Apr 3, 2010

Nico-la commented on How to Defeat a Pit Bull with Your Bare Hands.

Considering how many people have had their faces mauled by dogs in the northwest recently, I consider this article quite pertinent. Thank you, Stranger, for the useful and fearless advice. No other paper would have the PETA-repellent balls to tell me to gouge the dog's eyes out or break its legs.
Hoorah for that.

Mar 31, 2010

Nico-la commented on Give Up.

You know, after reading this I went and checked the guy out, and GOD was it bad. I really wish I hadn't, because now I have a headache from the vomitous vocals.

Mar 29, 2010

Nico-la commented on Drunk of the Week.

I'll never get it. Juggalos can juggle it up but I'm not interested and that shit turns me off. I guess I'm too much of an aesthete to appreciate it properly.

Mar 24, 2010

Nico-la commented on Economic Survival Guide 2010.

If you're dumb enough to try to get your ass hit by a car, you deserve everything you get. Everything.

Mar 17, 2010

Nico-la commented on Savage Love.

#63... your comparison makes no sense. Dan's making the same exact point in all of your quotes: that it's WRONG to discriminate against a girl who wants to take her girlfriend to Prom, and we shouldn't sit by and let it happen. Yes, the administrators SHOULD think twice about singling out one girl to be beaten up on by an entire class (I mean, whose stupid idea was it to cancel the ENTIRE PROM because of one girl?). That's the DEFINITION of bullshit. And we as concerned citizens and proponents of human rights SHOULD be getting in these peoples faces for blatant anti-gay hate-mongering. This archaic nonsense should not be tolerated.

Even if you don't care about the gay-rights issue here, you SHOULD care that this girl is being harassed by the other kids at school. Even you can't be supportive of bullying, can you?