commented on SL Letter of the Day: Help Me, Google Translate, You're My Only Hope!
This guy has been reading Dan for a bunch of years, so I doubt Dan's idiomatic writing style is going to be that daunting. It's 2013, and LW had the smarts to write a literate letter. He'll figure out Dan's advice. And it will probably be because someone will translate the whole response into decent Italian in this comments thread.
commented on SLLOTD: Did She Cheat?
"A successful marriage is basically an endless cycle of wrongs committed, apologies offered, and forgiveness granted, all leavened by the occasional orgasm."
In 100 years, this will be one of the quotes engraved somewhere on the Dan Savage memorial in downtown Seattle.
commented on Dinner for Schmucks
It's comforting to know tickets don't sell like hot cakes for three douche bags who would sell out America to pursue their vendetta against Obama.