excitablerooster
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Jan 8, 2014 excitablerooster commented on These Guys Deliver Weed to Your Door.
Imagining a Resevoir Dogs-esque fight over who gets to be called Skunk.
Dec 22, 2013 excitablerooster commented on Bey Day.
Sorry to break it to you, but Beyonce sucks.
Jul 31, 2013 excitablerooster commented on The Rise of the Shuttlecock.
Infuriated that my parents didn't name me Boris Poon.
Apr 24, 2013 excitablerooster commented on I Hate the Beacon Hill Library, and You Should Too.
Libraries are racist.
Apr 24, 2013 excitablerooster commented on The Business of Audacity.
Trans Ams are racist.
Dec 14, 2012 excitablerooster commented on Mike Huckabee Says the Shooting Happened Because "we've systematically removed God from our schools".
This never would have happened if God was armed.
Oct 4, 2012 excitablerooster commented on The Sum of Its Parts.
Madonna? She's a dick.
Jun 11, 2012 excitablerooster commented on Madonna's Nipple: YAY or NAY?.
Goddamn that thing looks like my grandfather's leather coin purse.
Jun 11, 2012 excitablerooster commented on What Happens If Don't File Your Taxes for Three Years?.
Lauryn Hill sucks.