Jul 25 CPN commented on Required Reading: Republican Intellectual (Cough, Cough) Predicts Death of GOP.
The death of the GOP would be a disaster for America. As much as I hate the right wing wackos and billionaires, the left comes up with some pretty stupid shit, too.
Jun 20 CPN commented on Car Dealership Gives Away Free AR-15 Assault Rifle With Every Vehicle.

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't have to believe the gun industry to see that President Obama is the greatest gun salesman in the history of the world.

Perhaps you'd believe the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Gun sales in 2001: 2,932,655
Gun sales in 2012: 8,578,610

Just because you wish it to be so doesn't make it so.

Jun 20 CPN commented on The Morning News: Orlando Remembers Pulse Victims, Senate to Vote on Gun Laws, and a Shooting in the Central District.

Guns cause suicides? Bullshit. They certainly make it easier but guns don't cause anything. That's like saying cars cause drunk driving deaths.

Without even looking it up, I can think of two countries where guns are totally banned and have higher suicide rates than the U.S.

Russia and Japan.
Apr 13 CPN commented on Bertha Is About to Drill Under the Viaduct—Here Are Five Questions That Still Haven't Been Answered.
Can you imagine the apocalyptic regional traffic clusterfuck if the Viaduct has to be closed? We would be fucked for years.

Oh yeah, I can imagine it now. Remember the traffic after the Nisqually quake? Which, incidentally, is why The Stranger's 'surface option' was never a real option.
Mar 15 CPN commented on Donald Trump's Butler Gave a Tour of the Candidate's Florida Mansion and UGH..
Versailles? Shouldn't it be Xanadu?
Feb 29 CPN commented on Scalia Communicates Through Clarence Thomas from the Grave.
It's a sad state of affairs when a Justice actually asking a question is front page news.

In an ironic twist of words, Clarence Thomas is the very embodiment of an empty robe.
Feb 29 CPN commented on Stephen Fry Quits Twitter.
Call me a curmudgeon, but I've never even looked at Twitter or Facebook in my life.

Not even once.
Feb 19 CPN commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Bonus Blowjob Tips, Anal Sex Toy Recs.

I reread it, asshole.

It's ambiguous. Hence my question and comment.
Feb 19 CPN commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Bonus Blowjob Tips, Anal Sex Toy Recs.
Why in the hell would you get married to a man when you identify as a lesbian?

Did your husband know he was marrying a lesbian at the time? If not, that sounds pretty fucking selfish to me.
Feb 13 CPN commented on Justice Antonin Scalia Is Dead.

The Republicans couldn't be more predictable and transparent. I called that play before I even finished reading about his death.

The President is going to appoint a nominee and the Republicans will attempt to block it, no matter who it is... even if he nominates the the reanimated zombie corpse of Saint Reagan.

End result is we end up with another mealy-mouthed, navel gazing centrist.