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  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: St. James Infirmary Blues
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: anything by john mayer/katy perry
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: the back of shampoo bottles
  • What keeps you up at night?: the neighbors screaming asshole kids
  • What helps you sleep?: benadryl & my bedside .357
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: those awful ASPCA commercials
  • What book have you read the most?: trading up
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Edward Hopper's House By The Railroad Tracks
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: i don't really give a shit how stupid other people sound/write
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: porn?
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: not allowed in my house....he keeps breaking shit

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