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Jan 5, 2011 Captain Kirk's Toupee commented on I, Anonymous.
Sorry doubters and naysayers, this story is completely true. Promise.
Apr 1, 2010 Captain Kirk's Toupee commented on How to Defeat a Pit Bull with Your Bare Hands.
The best way to defeat a charging pit bull is to throw a copy of The Stranger at it. Dogs hate dogshit.
Mar 25, 2010 Captain Kirk's Toupee joined My Stranger Face
Mar 25, 2010 Captain Kirk's Toupee commented on I, Anonymous.
Anonymous, would you feel the same amount of shame if he hadn't dumped you?
 

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