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Apr 2 RealityBites commented on Savage Love.
When I read about eating cum with a spoon I thought there's a nursery rhyme in need of a modern rewrite.

Hey diddle diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed,
To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon
Jun 24, 2015 RealityBites commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: The Rainbow Correction.
This reminds me of a letter many years ago to Dear Abby:

A man whose surname was Gay wrote to her (or perhaps it was her sister) asking us to stop using the word gay because it embarrassed him and his family's had it longer.

She replied that he may have had it longer, but we outnumber him!

Both letters share the same absurd premise - that the columnist is actually in a position to do a damn thing about it!
Jun 12, 2015 RealityBites commented on I Have a Proposal for Rachel Dolezal.
Oh dear. You think being white lets you enjoy Girls.
Oct 22, 2014 RealityBites commented on Does New York Times Opinion Columnist Ross Douthat Think His Colleagues Frank Bruni, Charles Blow, Josh Borro and Jennifer Boylan Should Go To Prison?.
The problem isn't the company Ross Douthat is keeping.

The problem is the company the New York Times is keeping.
Oct 15, 2014 RealityBites commented on Hot Mug Shot: Man with Great Hair Arrested Desecrating Gravesite.
As #1 pointed out, he looks Jesus-y. He wasn't desecrating, he was helping them resurrect.
Aug 20, 2014 RealityBites commented on Savage Love.
My problem with slash is that it's moved beyond fiction about fictional characters to appropriating the lives of real people, albeit celebrities.

There are people who insist that Glee's Darren Criss and Criss Colfer are in a secret relationship and write hateful things about their real-life partners. Write all the porn you want about Blaine and Kurt. Calling Darren's actual girlfriend a slut and a whore and Chris's boyfriend transphobic (he once, years ago, used a word starting with t and ending with y in a parody song lyric) is not on.

There is a similar thing going on with two members of One Direction.
Aug 20, 2014 RealityBites commented on Savage Love.
#5 is right. And I'll add on that in replying to the ad, the letter writer can say something like "I'm looking for women between x and z pounds" or whatever his range is. That way he doesn't have to ask the woman how big she is - if she doesn't think they'd be a good match she just won't answer.
Jul 23, 2014 RealityBites commented on Savage Love.
If you have "a tight ass and ripped abs and a hot cock" at 30 you can have them at 40. Look at Dan and Terry, whose asses and abs certainly look better than they did 10 years ago. (Their cocks being cocks, I'm pretty sure they didn't change much, even without photographic evidence.)

If you don't have them at 40, chances are very high you didn't have them at 30 either.

I enjoy reading the British tabloid coverage of Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black. Since Daley is a household name there, and Black is virtually unknown, despite Daley being 20 and Black being 40 Black is the one treated like a "boy toy."
Jul 4, 2014 RealityBites commented on Morning News: Zombie George Washington, NPR WTF, Rich Asshole RIP.
The man who left his son in the car to die claims he took him for breakfast to Chick-Fil-A.

That's their clientele.
Jul 2, 2014 RealityBites commented on Savage Love.
The third party that a gay male couple seek should be called Dan, Steve, Michael or whatever his name happens to be. Being not even remotely rare or hard to find, it doesn't need a special name