Apr 6, 2012 stimpy commented on Rumor Confirmed: Melrose Building Sold, to Be Replaced By Seven-Story Development.
If this dude were a true fan of the neighborhood, he'd fuck right off instead of ruining it with this bullshit.
Apr 3, 2012 stimpy commented on Lisa Dank, Ladies and Gentleman....
This is fucking retarded.
Mar 1, 2012 stimpy commented on Get Your FBI File!.
You are all dumb motherfuckers. You can do this electronically.

Fill this out: http://www.fbi.gov/foia/u.s.-department-…

Then print it, sign it and scan it.

Then fill out this sample request letter: http://www.fbi.gov/foia/sample-fbi-foia-…

Then e-mail the letter to foiparequest@ic.fbi.gov with the scanned certification of identity attached.
Feb 23, 2012 stimpy commented on Morning News: Gun Deaths, No Emergency Contraception for You, Grown-up Harry Potter.
@2, You're a fucking moron. You don't know what they were going to do or not. You can't argue if they're victims of circumstance or not. Hands down, if you break into somebody's home and you get shot in the head, that's on YOU, and YOU ABSOLUTELY DESERVE IT. We could easily speculate that, had the residents not defended themselves, they would've been killed instead.

FUCK YOU.
Feb 22, 2012 stimpy commented on One Should Never Have to Hear the Song "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails While Eating Lunch on a Saturday Afternoon.
Am I seriously reading this? What a bunch of fucking weenies you all are.

@McGee: Clearly you've never heard "Ruiner."
Dec 16, 2011 stimpy commented on Maria Cantwell Talks to The Stranger About Occupy, Glass-Steagall, Plan B, and Running Scared.
@4, Then you're an uninformed fucking moron.
Dec 16, 2011 stimpy commented on Maria Cantwell Talks to The Stranger About Occupy, Glass-Steagall, Plan B, and Running Scared.
@2, @3 So, you're guessing "pussy?" I think you're right. Eli seems like a smart kid, just also a pussy.
Dec 16, 2011 stimpy commented on Maria Cantwell Talks to The Stranger About Occupy, Glass-Steagall, Plan B, and Running Scared.
So, Eli, did you fail to ask about her NDAA vote because you are a tool, a total pussy or both?
Aug 1, 2011 stimpy commented on A Minute-by-Minute Account of the Attack that Killed bin Laden.
Why should I believe this? Why shouldn't I assume that this a work of absolute fiction?
Jun 29, 2011 stimpy commented on Kalebu, Testifying in His Own Defense, Says His God Told Him to Attack His Enemies.
You guys are all too fucking retarded for words.