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    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Nas
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Any song currently in play on the radio
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Poop books
  • What keeps you up at night?: Being too high
  • What helps you sleep?: Ma baby
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My cock
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: people who die are weak
  • What book have you read the most?: Pffff
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Pfff
  • What piece of art would you steal?: The Pho from the lunch lady
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Nigs
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: taboo things are stupid
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Dan Savage is as full of himself as his boyfriend is!
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: If the stranger actually believes this shit...
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Pike place no shit suckas!
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Anal Smithing

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