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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • SF or LA
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Spirit in The Sky
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: You Light Up My Life
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: whatever is handy
  • What keeps you up at night?: paranoia
  • What helps you sleep?: masturbation
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Field of Dreams
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: No One
  • What book have you read the most?: Who knows
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: None
  • What piece of art would you steal?: None
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Can I? How the fu@& would I know if you're capable, or not?
  • For Trolls Only

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: finished and has moved on.

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