Jan 24, 2013 pugetopolis commented on Inaugural Poet Richard Blanco on the Homophobic Abuse That Led Him to Writing.
—for Richard Blanco

“Better to have a granddaughter
who’s a whore than a grandson
who is un pato faggot like you”
—Richard Blanco, “Making a Man
Out of Me,” Who’s Yer Daddy?

Richard Blanco’s poem—
That he read that cold January
Day of the Inauguration
Caught America by surprise

Such a handsome Latino—
Born in Miami after Castro’s
Cuban Revolution and now
All these years later

But do things get better—
Does the abuse & bullying
Ever stop for our young gays
Exiling them to the Closet?

Did our Stonewall Riots—
And our Gay Revolution
Ever trickle down to the
Young exiles of today?

So much homophobia—
Intergenerational warfare
Like Blanco’s prejudicial
Cuban grandmother

Guilting the young poet—
For being effeminate and
Gay back when he was
Just seven years old

Philip Larkin knew it—
In his “This Be The Verse”
How they fuck you up, your
Parents and your peer group

They mean to, they want to—
They fill you with the faults
They had and add some extra
Especially just for you

Perhaps the only solution—
Letting the older generation
Finally kick the fucking bucket
Let Whitman back in town.

Jan 23, 2013 pugetopolis commented on Inaugural Poet Richard Blanco on the Homophobic Abuse That Led Him to Writing.
This Be Verse
by Philip Larkin

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.”
― Philip Larkin

Dec 7, 2012 pugetopolis commented on Can Straight Guys Do Drag?.

Can Str8t Guyz do Drag?—
Queried a curious Fag Hag
Well, of course, honey!!!
I’ll bet you Money!!!

They wanna get Pegged—
They’ve even begged
Gimme that Dildo!!!
And quick a Pillow!!!
Jun 20, 2012 pugetopolis commented on The Homosexual Agenda.
Performed by U2


—for President Obama & his decree to
liberate 800,000 young Hispanics

In a little while
Surely you'll be mine
In a little while I'll be there

In a little while
This hurt will hurt no more
I'll be home, love!

When the night takes a deep breath
And the daylight has no air
If I crawl, if I come crawling home
Will you be there

In a little while
I won't be blown by every breeze
Friday night running
To Sunday on my knees

That boy, that boy
He's mine
And I've know him since

Since he was a little guy
With Spanish eyes
Oh, when I saw him
In a gym they pushed him by

My, how you've grown
Well it's been, yeah
It's been a little while

Slow down my beating heart
Man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocketship into the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail
The scatter of light

Turn it on
Turn it on
You turn me on

Slow down my beating heart
Slowly, slowly love
Slow down my beating heart
Slowly, slowly love
Slow down my beating heart
Jun 11, 2012 pugetopolis commented on By Josh Weed's Logic....
Ah!!! Those powerful chemicals of infatuation and obsession—those exquisite young jock armpits!!! A young punk’s pheromones—lingering afterwards in bed. The taste of haughty teenage virgin male vulnerabilities—squirting their brains out for a Lost Weekend. Marry me now, dude, how about a quickie marriage in Vegas? Plus I’m a Microsoft millionaire. I’ll make the divorce quite lucrative—even after a brief honeymoon, dude!!!
May 10, 2011 pugetopolis commented on Hey Savage, I Know You Loved that Photo of the One Navy SEAL in the New York Times.
Savage Encounters of the Third Kind

Holy Mackerel dare Andy!!! Dirty White Boyz getting’ down!!! Doin’ the Down-Low, baby!!! Fuck the Pretty Boy Circle Jerk at the Y. Hey man, gimme the Young Male Snake Dance—dat Cobra Island Hoochie-Koochie Butt-Fuck Chain-Gang Thang!!! My dear Savage & Fellow Queens—who fuckin’ needs DADT or DOMA, man!!! Where do I sign up for da Butchy Bad Boyz Chorus Line!!!
Nov 17, 2010 pugetopolis commented on Savage Love.
Savage Suck
—for Dan Savage

“Suck my dick?” Well, I’ve sucked a lot of dick in my lifetime—and I must say I agree with Senator McSame. I’d prefer separate showers—for my fun & games. It would be a great blow—to morale & cohesiveness if everybody knew. How good my blowjobs were—after all, honey, they caused the Fall of Rome. As for the Christians, well—throw them to the lions, my dear. They’re all tainted meat—as far as I’m concerned.
Jul 9, 2010 pugetopolis commented on Dear Washington Post: Your Hottest World Cup Athletes List Is Missing Someone.
wesley sneijder haiku

cute soccer star dude—
let me kiss your nice cut cheek
then your other cheeks


Jul 7, 2010 pugetopolis commented on The Burlesque Shoah.
“The time has come to empower burlesque's audience.”—Dan Savage

What happens then? They get bored with drag or burlesque—yawn. I wonder if eventually the same thing will happen with gay marriage and the gay movement. The gay audience gets bored with it—yawn. And then kaput?
Apr 13, 2010 pugetopolis updated the link to his or her website.