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(not a real mayor)

Mar 13, 2013 mayor commented on The Death of Google Reader.
From your 316 subscriptions, over the last 30 days you read 65,640 items, clicked 1,252 items, starred 6 items, and emailed 31 items.

Since November 12, 2012 you have read a total of 300,000+ items.
Feb 14, 2013 mayor commented on Love Notes.
Capitol Hill / is so over the hill / that it is now / Capitol of nil.
Feb 4, 2013 mayor commented on Local Coffee Chain Starts Charging Customers a 1.5 Percent "Sick Leave Surcharge".
Fuckers should open their books to an independent audit to see if the surcharge is necessary. It's profit (and opportunity) gouging if they don't.
Feb 3, 2013 mayor commented on The Best Blackout.
funny stuff, horse killer.
Feb 3, 2013 mayor commented on I Just Googled "Guacamole Secrets".
Go to culinary school and quit Googling for shortcuts. Also, Sloggers aren't experts by any means.
Jan 28, 2013 mayor commented on Gunman Opens Fire Inside the Twilight Exit.
(permit to carry a weapon, duh)
Jan 28, 2013 mayor commented on Gunman Opens Fire Inside the Twilight Exit.
did the shooter have a permit?

no?
Dec 18, 2012 mayor commented on Congrats, Guys! Suck It, Haters!.
" It’s believed to be the first time two gay men have gotten engaged inside the White House," publicly.
Dec 17, 2012 mayor commented on The Killer's Mother Was Preparing for the End of the World.
We should put preppers on a watchlist and subject them increased surveillance and scrutiny.
Dec 10, 2012 mayor commented on Trouble in Ferryland.
I'm OUTRAGED that we haven't fixed Washaway Beach yet!