May 3
joemomma commented on Look Who's Playing Bumbershoot 2013: Death Cab for Cutie, Heart, fun., BASSNECTAR, Kendrick Lamar, the Breeders, Superchunk, MGMT, Crystal Castles, and....
May 3
joemomma commented on Look Who's Playing Bumbershoot 2013: Death Cab for Cutie, Heart, fun., BASSNECTAR, Kendrick Lamar, the Breeders, Superchunk, MGMT, Crystal Castles, and....
Bumbershoot is consistently one of the best (if not the best) values in music festivals. Especially if you bought your tickets a few months ago (what was it, like 25 fucking dollars/day?!)
You're all a bunch of spoiled, whiny bitches.
You're all a bunch of spoiled, whiny bitches.
Apr 30
joemomma commented on Here's Video of a Man Confronting an Awful Boston Marathon Bombing Truther.
"Alex Jones is your Jim Jones"
Solid fucking gold.
Somebody buy this guy a drink. Or 10...
Solid fucking gold.
Somebody buy this guy a drink. Or 10...
Apr 10
joemomma commented on State Sues Florist Who Refused Service to a Gay Wedding.
Can a restaurant stop serving black people and Christians?
Food cooking and presentation is an "act of expression". At least according to this Keystone Cop legal defense...
Can a grocery store stop selling groceries to Asians and Muslims?
12 pack soda displays, baked bread, cakes, fruit arrangements, deli items, store decor, seafood displays, etc. are all "acts of expression". At least according to this genius legal defense...
Replace "gay" with "lack" , "Asian", "Mexican", whatever, and there's no debate. (Unless you're in 'Bama)
Food cooking and presentation is an "act of expression". At least according to this Keystone Cop legal defense...
Can a grocery store stop selling groceries to Asians and Muslims?
12 pack soda displays, baked bread, cakes, fruit arrangements, deli items, store decor, seafood displays, etc. are all "acts of expression". At least according to this genius legal defense...
Replace "gay" with "lack" , "Asian", "Mexican", whatever, and there's no debate. (Unless you're in 'Bama)
Apr 4
joemomma commented on The Worst Place On Earth.
The desert attracts anti-social, racist, wannabe libertarian assholes.
Scottsdale/Phoenix is a magnet for washed up losers looking for a new start in life.
Scottsdale is a magnet for anti-social, racist, wannabe libertarian assholes.
Phoenix metro is the fucking armpit of America.
This is a public service announcement and not a joke.
Scottsdale/Phoenix is a magnet for washed up losers looking for a new start in life.
Scottsdale is a magnet for anti-social, racist, wannabe libertarian assholes.
Phoenix metro is the fucking armpit of America.
This is a public service announcement and not a joke.
Mar 28
joemomma commented on I, Anonymous.
boo
fucking
hoo.
doesn't seem like much of a loss for them...
fucking
hoo.
doesn't seem like much of a loss for them...
Mar 24
joemomma commented on This Morning a Man Told Me to Smile....
If you want to see someone smile, give them something to smile about or fuck off.
And while we're on the topic, if you tell a child he/she should smile more, (especially if you're a teacher), go fuck yourself.
And while we're on the topic, if you tell a child he/she should smile more, (especially if you're a teacher), go fuck yourself.
Mar 24
joemomma commented on What Happens If the United States Postal Service Express Mails a Very Important Package to the Wrong Country?.
You've been trolled by the USPS, bitch.
Feb 14
joemomma commented on To Avoid Rape, "Try not to show fear.".
@83, were your mother and father brother and sister when they conceived you?
Are you genetically predisposed to stupidity? Or are you stupid out of laziness and ignorance?
Unless you have some magical telekinetic superpowers, you can not control the mind, intent or actions of a rapist. This is a simple truth.
When you're out driving, you have no control over the operators of other vehicles. Hence, seatbelts and airbags.
And, to use your ridiculously ignorant strawman argument-- you have no control over hurricanes or tornados. Hence storm shelters.
There is nothing wrong with being educated and prepared.
But I don't know why I even bother trying to explain this to you. You'll always find something wrong with any and everything.
Your faux-psuedo-intellectual-feminist outrage over the advice is misguided, obnoxious and ignorant.
Are you genetically predisposed to stupidity? Or are you stupid out of laziness and ignorance?
Unless you have some magical telekinetic superpowers, you can not control the mind, intent or actions of a rapist. This is a simple truth.
When you're out driving, you have no control over the operators of other vehicles. Hence, seatbelts and airbags.
And, to use your ridiculously ignorant strawman argument-- you have no control over hurricanes or tornados. Hence storm shelters.
There is nothing wrong with being educated and prepared.
But I don't know why I even bother trying to explain this to you. You'll always find something wrong with any and everything.
Your faux-psuedo-intellectual-feminist outrage over the advice is misguided, obnoxious and ignorant.
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