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Sep 20, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.
Am I a horrible blow-job giver because I can't swallow?

Seriously. The smell and taste of semen makes me vomit. I'll swallow, and then 15 seconds later, I'll run to the bathroom and puke.

My husband says he doesn't mind, and that really he'd rather not have me puking. I enjoy giving head. I even like pre-cum, but something about the smell and taste of actual ejaculate makes my gorge rise. And no, it does not matter what he's been eating.

After over a decade, the most I can do is take it in the front of my mouth and spit. And even then, that makes me puke sometimes.

Just FWI, I don't plan on changing my behavior. I'm just curious about what others think.
May 20, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.
It learns quickly. NO-ONE can out-crazy me.
May 20, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.

I am 31, and I've been on the internet since I was twelve. I ran two message boards in my mid-twenties. I know trolls when I see them.

While some people think that "Don't feed the trolls" is the appropriate response, I've always felt that this is a waste. Trolls are very entertaining if you do mistake them for actual human beings with feelings.

Now, you have to be careful that you are dealing with an actual troll, and not an idiot. That was why I was going to great lengths to make Hunter-Toy clarify what it said.

I was 99% sure that Hunter-Toy was a troll because of how it's treated you. I hadn't been here long enough to be 100% certain, though. Now I am, and I'm very happy.

Feel free to join in my treatment of Hunter-Toy, or not. I don't claim to own it.
May 20, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.

You have just made my week. I was hoping against hope that would be your answer.

Allow me to break this down for you:

You have just lost "human being" privileges. You are now my toy, and as such, I will refer to you as "Hunter-Toy" from now on. You are basically the equivalent of a first-generation furby--the kind with no off switch.

As such, I will ignore you or play with you as I see fit. If I respond to you, it is for my own amusement, and if I grow bored I no longer feel any need to keep up any conversation to me. On occasion I will treat you like a pet or even a human being. Do not mistake this for a new status. It simply amuses me to do so for that particular comment.

The point is, from this day forth, you exist only for my amusement.
May 20, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.
As for why I was confused about your bringing up mutilation in response to masturbation, see comment 21. That was the only comment I posted in this week's column before your first comment. As I know you are too smart to bring up last week's conversation, I assumed you were referring my first comment, and had no clue why you were talking about mutilation.
May 20, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.
Comment 83:

You want to cut part now, so you can cut more later.

My response, in comment 175 was WTF

Then in comment 180 you write:

Self-mutilation is often a recurrent condition.

Please forgive my confusion, as there is no-one who responds to Diane in this whole thread other than me. SPANK does not respond to Diane. So I assumed that they were directed at me. Explain who else "Diane" was meant to refer to.
May 19, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.

What does masturbation in the bathroom have to do with self-mutilation? Because I know you are smart enough not to be bringing up your amazing lack of reading comprehension in comments of last week's column.
May 19, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.

May 15, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.
It's more difficult for a lot of women to rub one out at the office discreetly. Most of the women I know can only get off quickly (ten minutes or less) with a vibrator. Doing it by hand takes a while. And a vibrator is NOISY.

At least that's why I've never tried.
May 15, 2012 DianeLGD commented on Savage Love.
They don't even need to freeze them. They are leaving my eggs in situo. All they are removing is my uterus.