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Oct 28, 2011 santababy commented on Christian Teenager Bullied to Death By Gay, Secular Students.
I get it, but I don't find it funny.
Oct 12, 2011 santababy commented on This Is How You Kill a Movement.
If this approach worked, the anarchy movement would be bigger than a few unemployed kids eating cheese fries and occasionally camping in non-registered sites.
Sep 19, 2011 santababy commented on SL Letter of the Day: Pics Or You Didn't Happen.
I hate to be the logical fly in the ointment of hysteria, but it seems to me that her point is that homosexual behavior exists, obviously, but its only behavior, its not an identity. AKA, it can be cured.

After this brief message of sanity, please resort to your previously scheduled moral outrage.
Sep 16, 2011 santababy commented on Eating Pussy Harder than Sucking Cock.
I've done a lot of both, and I say cock is harder. Angles, dangling off beds, misplaced elbows... that's the same regardless. But cock obstructs your ability to breathe AND causes gag reflexes, and we all know that once you start gagging its hard to stop. Lockjaw is another issue. There's far great variety in mouth shape/movement available to you while eating pussy, so that greatly reduces cramping.
Aug 10, 2011 santababy commented on Concessions.
It's kinda weird that Ricardo wrote Lindy a letter about Lindy and not to Lindy. I think I'm going to adopt this approach. "Dear Mom: someone should tell mom that her french toast is the fucking shit. Love Jen."
Aug 5, 2011 santababy commented on SL Letter of the Day: One More Vacation Sex Story.
An oldie but goodie:

"Posted by joke magus on 09-Aug-2005

A man dies "in the act" after taking viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.

The funeral director can't get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man's beautiful young widow. "I'm afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra large coffin or to amputate his member."

"Well I have no more money," states the widow, "and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece."

The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a brain-wave: He'll amputate the member and then stick it up the deceased's backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of speaking, in the one piece. The widow reluctantly

On the day of the funeral, the deceased is displayed in an open casket. As the mourners file by, one mourner places flowers on the coffin and a drop of water from the flowers falls onto the deceased's face, looking for all the world like a teardrop. The next mourner to file by is the widow. She looks down at her lifeless husband, notices the "teardrop" and says to him
quietly, "See, I told you it hurts!"
Aug 5, 2011 santababy commented on SL Letter of the Day: One More Vacation Sex Story.
@15... I feel I satisfactorily qualified my statement with "if you don't regularly take cock in the ass"... maybe I should have said "if you don't regularly take ANYTHING in the ass". There may be the extraordinarily rare person who can take their first ass fucking without feeling a thing, but we're not talking about that person, we're talking "in general". Of course there are outliers.

"Discomfort", "slight hurt", a "little pain"... blah blah, we're all adults and should understand the concept of synonyms.
Aug 5, 2011 santababy commented on SL Letter of the Day: One More Vacation Sex Story.
I have a straight guy friend who is really into anal, and always asks me if his dates' complaint is true... "it hurts!". And I have to answer honestly, that yes, even if you're doing it right, no matter how much lube and working up to it you do, if you don't regularly take a cock in the ass, Yes, It Will Hurt. Not necessarily a ton, and not necessarily while you're doing it, but yes, there will be ouches involved.
Aug 3, 2011 santababy commented on SL Letter of the Day: Nope, Not Okay.
@27... love it.
Aug 3, 2011 santababy commented on Savage Love.
Seriously? These were the best of the best kink stories? Though to be fair, the best stories aren't going to be vacation stories, since they're (and mine) are all mostly the same... spontaneous, albeit fairly vanilla, stranger sex in somewhat cool locations.