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Nightswim is probably my soulmate because we have the same favorite crayon.

Mar 6, 2012 bongolingo commented on SL Letter of the Day: I Never Believed Those Letters I Read In "Savage Love" Until....
see, I kept imagining George Clooney having sex with Jason Biggs.
Feb 10, 2012 bongolingo commented on SL Letter of the Day: Daddy Loves Who?.
This reminded me of Richard Brautigan.…
Sep 14, 2011 bongolingo commented on Savage Love.
That doesn't sound at all like something Bitch Pudding would say.
Sep 12, 2011 bongolingo commented on The Meaning of (Extra) Life.
Ditto paulus. There are a lot of really basic game design flaws here--unreliable controls; you can't tell what elements of the environment will kill you; there's no death animation for falling too far; it's hard to tell what part of a shadow you can stand on and what part you can pass through; mousing over an enemy's power-up card doesn't show you what it does; it's unclear why shadows change shape as you walk around except that you wouldn't be able to solve puzzles if they didn't. Over the four levels I played, most of the puzzles seem to involve walking left or right slightly until you get the shadow to do what you want, then pressing "E". It seems more like a social networking concept with a clumsy Braid rip-off pasted on--by that standard, the gameplay is indeed slightly better than FarmVille.

The art is top-notch, though.
Apr 26, 2011 bongolingo commented on Ribs and Chuck Norris.
split infinitive!! chuck norris splits infinitives with roundhouse kicks? ... there must be a joke in here somewhere.
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Apr 19, 2011 bongolingo commented on Lemon Yellow, Violet Blue, Blue Gray, Orange Red, Maize, Raw Umber, Orange Yellow, Green Blue, Blizzard Blue, Magic Mint, Mulberry, Teal Blue, Thistle.
Mulberry is seriously the most beautiful color there has ever been. I went to the Crayola factory in Easton, PA and they gave out free mulberry crayons from their vaults. It was the happiest day of my life.
Apr 18, 2011 bongolingo commented on It Is So Easy to Hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
@6 -- hahahahaha, the APPLE doesn't fall far from the tree. I can't believe nobody got that after 3 days.
Mar 19, 2011 bongolingo commented on SUPERMOON!.
o supermoon, o judge, o mom and dad