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Location: Kingpin, CO


Kurtz: Do you think my methods are unsound? Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.

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  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: That Smell
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Unchained Melody
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Utne Reader
  • What keeps you up at night?: You
  • What helps you sleep?: Me
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: An American Crime
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Here (points)
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Walt Whitman
  • What book have you read the most?: Coming Into The Country
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Apocalypse Now
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Landscape with the Fall of Icarus
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Poor Spellers
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Kiss my neck
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  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because of antimatter-ego Michael Savage
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because Manhattan is run by trolls.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: WOW is MOM
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  • God is: the weirdest thing in the universe. Beyond-conception weird. 33rd Master of weird.

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