Location: Kingpin, CO
Kurtz: Do you think my methods are unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Dan Savage
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Elliott Bay
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: That Smell
- What song do you never want to hear again?: Unchained Melody
- What do you like to read when you poop?: Utne Reader
- What keeps you up at night?: You
- What helps you sleep?: Me
- What song or movie makes you cry?: An American Crime
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: Here (points)
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Walt Whitman
- What book have you read the most?: Coming Into The Country
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Apocalypse Now
- What piece of art would you steal?: Landscape with the Fall of Icarus
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Poor Spellers
- What is your sweetest taboo?: Kiss my neck
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because of antimatter-ego Michael Savage
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because Manhattan is run by trolls.
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: WOW is MOM
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- God is: the weirdest thing in the universe. Beyond-conception weird. 33rd Master of weird.