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The Skank is making my own wine.
May 11, 2012 The Skank commented on Black People Will Still Vote for Obama.
Charles. I love you.
Nov 13, 2010 The Skank commented on No Style Seattle.
When I first moved here I used to think everyone in Seattle was a dick.
Now that I'm a dick too I couldn't care less.
Oct 8, 2010 The Skank commented on It Gets Worse.
I can't believe there's a debate going on about whether or not this is fake. It's fucking sarcasm for christ's sake.
Oct 6, 2010 The Skank commented on SL Letter of the Day: Does It Count?.
my ass hurts
Oct 6, 2010 The Skank commented on SL Letter of the Day: Almost Sorry.
It's amazing to me how many Christians just don't see the ridiculous irony in their judgmental behavior. NEWSFLASH -- You are not Jesus! You can't judge people! You can't make wine out of this here bottle of Safeway Refreshe I have on my desk! The logic behind your hate is totally and utterly flawed. I am so sick and tired of hearing "but in the bible it says..." -- SAYS WHAT? That gays are bad? Can someone please explain why this line in the bible is like, OMFG!!! --

"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death."

But THESE lines in the bible are all conveniently ignored and/or A-OK:

"If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."

"If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death."

SERIOUSLY NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS --- "If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."


Oh wait, wait and this:

"Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom--both young and old--surrounded the house. They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."

HAHA Puhleeze. Sounds like this book was written in the damn Congo if you ask me.

I was born a Roman Catholic. Thankfully I have now graduated to being a perfectly good human being.
Oct 6, 2010 The Skank is making my own wine.
Aug 26, 2010 The Skank commented on BFF: Tara the Elephant and Bella the Dog.
damn you. now my mascara is running.
Aug 25, 2010 The Skank commented on They Identified the Old 45-Year-Old Woman Who Threw That Cat in the Garbage Bin.
Cats are lovely, cuddly little things
Aug 24, 2010 The Skank commented on Lunchtime Quickie: Today in Cats.
@9 I bet she has small children locked away in a bunker under her staircase along with an assortment of 'god hates gays' placards
Aug 24, 2010 The Skank commented on O They Will Know We Are Christians....
@ 45 god forbid they're from Uganda…