May 31, 2016 Dr. Gnu commented on Catholic Priest Drafted Vatican's Anti-Gay Policies While Having Tons and Tons of Pro-Gay Sex.
May 12, 2016 Dr. Gnu commented on Donald Trump's Ban On Muslims Entering US Just a "Suggestion".
He just needs to begin each utterance with "I'm not a racist, but..." and end with. "Just saying."
Mar 14, 2016 Dr. Gnu commented on Seattle Sex Toy Startup Crowdsourcing Launch of Booty 2.0.
I could watch her slap dat ass all day.
Oct 26, 2015 Dr. Gnu commented on Processed Meats Give You Cancer, Testing Finds 2% of Hot Dogs Contain Human DNA.
Come on - jacking off into the hotdog-o-matic is one of the only perks of working in a meat packing plant.
Sep 5, 2015 Dr. Gnu commented on The Federalist: Baptists Aren't Christians.
Moreover, her oath of office required her to SWEAR TO GOD that she would perform her duties of office. She his currently breaking that promise to god (a type of promise she never seems to have paid attention to in the past...).
Aug 12, 2015 Dr. Gnu commented on New Poll Shows Sanders Leading in New Hampshire.
I hope Clinton responds by moving to the left to imitate Sanders' success rather than openly attacking him/his ideas, which would backfire badly for her.
Mar 31, 2015 Dr. Gnu commented on Website Aims to Make Religious Discrimination Easier for Idiots.
The one thing religions discriminate against most throughout history is other religions. Wouldn't "no Catholics," or "no Jews," or "anabaptists only" throw a wrench in the plan?
Mar 24, 2015 Dr. Gnu commented on Ted Cruz Only Listens to Country Music Because 9/11.
"I used to like rock and roll, but then 9/11, and my hatred and rage toward the Unknowable Other let me naturally to country music."
Jan 20, 2015 Dr. Gnu commented on Sex Toy of the Day.
I just want to leave one of those in my refrigerator during a party.
Dec 10, 2014 Dr. Gnu commented on Rick Santorum Is So Totally Running for President.
@18 That's exactly the most glaring hypocrisy for me - Santorum claims to be a "devout Catholic" candidate who would usher in a theocracy, but the Catholic Church is a staunch defender of the rights of undocumented immigrants.