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Nov 8, 2013 Tucatz commented on I, Anonymous.
Actually, I live in UAE, not Seattle. I see the workers here and how they live, and have shared dinner with them on occasion. (I spend a fair amount of time in the Sanayia district.) I've been flat-ass broke and living on minimum wage. Have you?

So yes, First World Problems. Also known as spoiled rich kid whining. Get out of your upper middle class neighborhood and see what's around you. See how the other half lives. Then see if you feel like complaining that you can't afford free-range grass-fed tofu.
Nov 8, 2013 Tucatz commented on I, Anonymous.
First World problems.

Learn to cook and to have dinner parties. That way you can be gluten-free organic vegan hipsters all you like.

Or just find a better grade of friends.
Oct 23, 2013 Tucatz commented on I, Anonymous.
If that was your only copy of it, you're a bloody fool. If it wasn't, then get on with your life.
Sep 18, 2013 Tucatz commented on I, Anonymous.
@6: they care because it's THEIR FUCKING HOUSE. And because there's a small kid there, and it might be nice to protect him/her from the sight of people stabbing their veins for at least a few years, doncha think?
Sep 18, 2013 Tucatz commented on Savage Love.
SLND: a guaranteed way of getting them to stop at that moment would be to pound on the wall and yell "Finish up, big boy!" If that isn't enough of a buzzkill to bring things to a quieter level, he must be deaf as well as creepy.
Aug 20, 2013 Tucatz commented on Savage Love.
Good call on the guy with missing fingers, Dan. My initial reaction was "Man the fuck up, you whiner". (MTFU for those times when you don't feel like writing it out.) If a woman is so shallow that she can't get past a maimed hand, she's probably not worth knowing anyway- but it's more likely that they're responding to his personality.
Apr 27, 2013 Tucatz commented on Drunk of the Week.
"Fuck that shit!"
Oct 18, 2012 Tucatz commented on Drunk of the Week.
I've left a handprint like that on a woman's ass before, but generally it came about during a session of very vigorous doggy position.
Oct 4, 2012 Tucatz commented on Savage Love.
mydriasis- not sure where you're getting the "daddy issues= sexual abuse" thing from. Daddy issues generally means that the girl's father was absent a lot from her life or gave her insufficient attention, so she now seeks attention and approval from other males.
Oct 3, 2012 Tucatz commented on Savage Love.
...and besides, in doggy position you can both watch The Daily Show at the same time.
 
 

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