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Schmapdi is is thinking this question is silly because the answer should always technically be "looking at my Slog profile." .
Aug 25, 2015 Schmapdi commented on Lawrence Lessig Wants to Hack the Presidency.
I like the idea of course - but he failed pretty badly with the Mayday PAC last time around. Why does he think this would go any better?
Aug 3, 2015 Schmapdi commented on Cell Phone Number of the Day: 917-756-8000.
That's nice and all - except for the part where I'd have to speak to Donald Trump. Dude's way beneath me. Not going to happen.
Feb 26, 2015 Schmapdi commented on MIT Graduate Develops a Program That Will End Theft at Self-Checkout Machines.
Yay - now we can eliminate the job of that one employee who monitors the 4+ self checkout lanes just like we previously eliminated the 4+ checkers.

Feb 24, 2015 Schmapdi commented on Today in Postapocalyptic Bowling.
It seems like one of those shows where the premise runs out of steam pretty quickly. I mean how many episodes of a show with one character can you watch?
Feb 2, 2015 Schmapdi commented on SL Letter of the Day: As One Is Wont to Do.
I think if you need to fart while wearing a buttplug, you should set up a target first. If you get a bullseye when the buttplug shoots across the room. You win a prize. That prize? A buttplug.
Jan 24, 2015 Schmapdi commented on Rape Jokes Aren't Edgy, but W. Kamau Bell Is.
@7 - I don't remember any jokes that targeted anyone other than the rapists/suspected rapists either. The Grover Cleveland joke about being raped twice was because he was President for two non-consecutive terms.

Also - did Lindy just come back from out of the blue here? Or has she been back a while and I just haven't noticed? (Or likewise has she continued to contribute occasionally since leaving and I haven't noticed those either).
Jan 11, 2015 Schmapdi commented on What It's Like Working for a Funeral Home.
@13 I agree - I loved the story, but I was really expecting about 3 more pages of it :)
Jan 11, 2015 Schmapdi commented on New Column!.
I agree with the time machine - too risky to mess with the time stream like that. Much better off going waaay back and taking pictures of Dinosaurs and things.
Nov 4, 2014 Schmapdi commented on When Roseanne Was Good....
In it's heyday it was a very good show - got a little off track the last few years.
Oct 31, 2014 Schmapdi commented on SL Letter of the Day: Welcoming a New Reader to the "Savage Love" Family.
"But people have been putting things in their butts for as long as there have been people, butts, and things." - That was a tough week though, when people and butts existed, but things had not yet been invented.