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Mar 11, 2013 jzimbert commented on How Many People Will Be Shot at the NRA Convention?.
Hopefully all of them, hurr hurr.
Mar 11, 2013 jzimbert commented on Today in Wrong.
Step 1: Find something popular but terrible.
Step 2: Copy it, but somehow make it even worse.
Step 3: Revise it just enough to avoid lawsuits.
Step 4: Profit!
Mar 11, 2013 jzimbert commented on Currently Hanging: Ed Wicklander's Piles of Kittens.
Replicas of that hourglass should be available at Hot Topic.
Mar 11, 2013 jzimbert commented on Gun Nuts and Drone Fears.
Heh. "Rand your ground".
Mar 8, 2013 jzimbert commented on "At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.".
If it can happen to Al Roker, it can happen to anyone.
Mar 8, 2013 jzimbert commented on The Human Asteroid: Live Turtles Sold as Keychains.
How do they breathe? Turtles breathe air, and without something to oxygenate the "fluid", the fish shouldn't last very long.
Mar 7, 2013 jzimbert commented on If You Watched House of Cards, You Might as Well Watch Hemlock Grove.
I read the book. I did not find it to be well written. But I have bad taste.
Feb 27, 2013 jzimbert commented on The Future of Gun Control.
Time to focus on personal force field technology.
Feb 19, 2013 jzimbert commented on Dallas Mayor Calls on Men to Stop Domestic Violence in His City.
"Wait your turn, abused men. We'll get to you after we take care of all the people we actually give a shit about."
Feb 19, 2013 jzimbert commented on Chinese Water Torture for Your Ears.
The only valid reason not to clip your nails in public is to avoid voodoo curses.
 

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