Sep 8, 2011
commented on If Bill Clinton Was a Mensch
If I were a White House intern, I would absolutely suck the president's dick (and then tell about it). But I would be damn sure paid for my story and not have to worry about my future employment prospects. That would be the most lucrative blowjob in history.
Aug 5, 2011
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Name That Poon
The Finns call it "vittu," although that has become more of a nonspecific curse word, a la "fuck." More specifically, they call it "pillu" (a little harsh for my ears). Little girls call it "pimppi."
Jul 13, 2011
commented on Pennsylvania Restaurant Bans Babies
@13: I would love nothing more than to refuse entry to you and your shitty kid and extended family.
Later, when my extended group of adult friends and I are at Brouwer's, I plan to raise a glass in celebration of your absence.