Dec 5, 2012
apoptotic commented on Merry Creepy Christmas, from John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John.
ONJs face makes me really, really, really, really sad.
Feb 29, 2012
apoptotic commented on "When Your Obese Brothers and Sisters Get Stuck in a Stairway During 9/11, Preventing Fit People From Getting Through and Surviving, You Make It My Business!".
Hilarious child. Your eating disorder won't protect you from ever getting sick. It is not only fat people who eat poorly that get diabetes and cancer, you know. But you don't know, do you? You are young and self-righteous and enjoy feeling superior. You are sure your junk science is some startling revelation for the planet.
Enjoy it while it lasts. After a few more years of eating the way you do, your body will start to break down in startling ways which (judging from your hysterical evangelical raw-vegan tone) you will read as a problem with "toxins" and likely attempt to combat with daily wheatgrass-and-raw-gravel enemas. Your glowing youth will fade into the yellow-green wasted complexion of a harpy in her 60s (though you will not be quite 40). And who will smile at your breasts and click on your videos then?
Or maybe someone will conk you on the head with a big rock like in the Flintstones and you will come to your senses. Yes. This is a good idea. Anyone with access to big rocks want to help this young lady out?
Enjoy it while it lasts. After a few more years of eating the way you do, your body will start to break down in startling ways which (judging from your hysterical evangelical raw-vegan tone) you will read as a problem with "toxins" and likely attempt to combat with daily wheatgrass-and-raw-gravel enemas. Your glowing youth will fade into the yellow-green wasted complexion of a harpy in her 60s (though you will not be quite 40). And who will smile at your breasts and click on your videos then?
Or maybe someone will conk you on the head with a big rock like in the Flintstones and you will come to your senses. Yes. This is a good idea. Anyone with access to big rocks want to help this young lady out?
Nov 4, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
#115: Sounds like you got your feelings hurt at a wedding somewhere along the way.
Also: I haven't been to a wedding like the one you describe in 20+ years. The behavior you're describing sounds like high school drama. There must be this, there must be that. What is this "must" bullshit? Who are these people? Sounds like you've been watching too much "Bridezilla".
Also: I haven't been to a wedding like the one you describe in 20+ years. The behavior you're describing sounds like high school drama. There must be this, there must be that. What is this "must" bullshit? Who are these people? Sounds like you've been watching too much "Bridezilla".
Oct 20, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
@158
If she would have had shitty things to say about his looks and wanted to continue using him as a "pillar of support" while she ran around, keep dangling him, giving him hope while she banged other dudes, the response would have been the same.
Oh wait. No. It likely would have been far more vitriolic, because the phrase "pillar of support" would have been taken to mean "financial support" and she would have gotten flamed to hell for that.
If she would have had shitty things to say about his looks and wanted to continue using him as a "pillar of support" while she ran around, keep dangling him, giving him hope while she banged other dudes, the response would have been the same.
Oh wait. No. It likely would have been far more vitriolic, because the phrase "pillar of support" would have been taken to mean "financial support" and she would have gotten flamed to hell for that.
Oct 19, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
@107 and everyone who cries "Panties! Wad! Panties! Wad!"
"Shitting eggs" isn't a joke, it's a vulgar (and obviously intentionally humorous) Savage-ism for ovulating. Just as "canned ham dropped from a great height" was an early Savage-ism for vagina. It sounds funny and, oh hey? It's also hostile.
Why is it cool for ol' Dan to get his turd-sack in a wad when someone cracks wise about the gay, but not cool to call Dan out on his hostility towards lady bits and breeder-type sex? Um, I guess that would be because most of the people reading this column are Dan fans and have their heads crammed so far up his accepting butthole they'll defend everything he writes, whether merely direct or openly assholish.
Hey y'all, I love SL too. That doesn't mean I blindly swallow everything he spews. Dan himself publicly apologized (as much as an apology as he ever gives) for the canned ham comment. He's not completely un-self aware, thank god. Defend the comment all you want, it's still openly truculent.
"Shitting eggs" isn't a joke, it's a vulgar (and obviously intentionally humorous) Savage-ism for ovulating. Just as "canned ham dropped from a great height" was an early Savage-ism for vagina. It sounds funny and, oh hey? It's also hostile.
Why is it cool for ol' Dan to get his turd-sack in a wad when someone cracks wise about the gay, but not cool to call Dan out on his hostility towards lady bits and breeder-type sex? Um, I guess that would be because most of the people reading this column are Dan fans and have their heads crammed so far up his accepting butthole they'll defend everything he writes, whether merely direct or openly assholish.
Hey y'all, I love SL too. That doesn't mean I blindly swallow everything he spews. Dan himself publicly apologized (as much as an apology as he ever gives) for the canned ham comment. He's not completely un-self aware, thank god. Defend the comment all you want, it's still openly truculent.
Oct 19, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
Guys? I think I'm going to start referring to your balls as a turd-sack. Not out of hostility. Just 'cuz it's a funny play on words, see?
And because balls kinda look like a sack of turds. Admit it. You know I'm right.
And because balls kinda look like a sack of turds. Admit it. You know I'm right.
Oct 19, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
"Shitting eggs"?
O.K. Dan. We get it. You're the gayest gay who ever gayed. In case anyone is ever on the verge of forgetting how gross you think women's bodies are, you throw something in every third column or so to remind us.
I'm confused by how (in the same column, no less) you can be sensitive to women as people and a minute later throw out a little something nasty to let us know you still think we're gross.
I'm starting to think maybe the lady doth protest too much. That's IT! Dan secretly wants to bang BBW. Mystery solved.
O.K. Dan. We get it. You're the gayest gay who ever gayed. In case anyone is ever on the verge of forgetting how gross you think women's bodies are, you throw something in every third column or so to remind us.
I'm confused by how (in the same column, no less) you can be sensitive to women as people and a minute later throw out a little something nasty to let us know you still think we're gross.
I'm starting to think maybe the lady doth protest too much. That's IT! Dan secretly wants to bang BBW. Mystery solved.
Sep 7, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
#46:
"He goes after women who are "taken" for the same reason everyone else lusts after unattainable things"? What a load of crap. Flirting with someone who is taken is one thing. Routinely bedding married or partnered women is another.
You may have been around a lot of young people who "like to experiment", but I think you are confusing them with some who "likes to experiment" with other people's feelings. He also can't seem to keep his line of reasoning straight. One minute he saying, "I have been with quite a few women who are in relationships, or married" the next it's "When I see someone in pain or suffering it breaks my heart". How do these two things line up? Answer: they don't. DARE likes to project the image of someone who cares about people's feelings while carrying out the actions of someone who clearly doesn't.
And then there's the "I always seek balance in life" line, followed by "Perhaps instead of 'changing my behavior' as you recommend, to suit others, I should just accept that I will be regarded, and regard others, as competition." He says he seeks balance and love, but then scoffs at the suggestion of changing his intentionally provocative behavior so as not to provoke discord.
Of course none of us can diagnose. DUH. I can only speak for my comment, which was that DARE's behavior is "suggestive of sociopathy" and I (yes, rather rudely) told him to get some therapy. Who knows if he is beyond help? Point is, his attitude and behavior are douchey and potentially destructive to anyone who allows him into their life.
That much is crystal clear.
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"He goes after women who are "taken" for the same reason everyone else lusts after unattainable things"? What a load of crap. Flirting with someone who is taken is one thing. Routinely bedding married or partnered women is another.
You may have been around a lot of young people who "like to experiment", but I think you are confusing them with some who "likes to experiment" with other people's feelings. He also can't seem to keep his line of reasoning straight. One minute he saying, "I have been with quite a few women who are in relationships, or married" the next it's "When I see someone in pain or suffering it breaks my heart". How do these two things line up? Answer: they don't. DARE likes to project the image of someone who cares about people's feelings while carrying out the actions of someone who clearly doesn't.
And then there's the "I always seek balance in life" line, followed by "Perhaps instead of 'changing my behavior' as you recommend, to suit others, I should just accept that I will be regarded, and regard others, as competition." He says he seeks balance and love, but then scoffs at the suggestion of changing his intentionally provocative behavior so as not to provoke discord.
Of course none of us can diagnose. DUH. I can only speak for my comment, which was that DARE's behavior is "suggestive of sociopathy" and I (yes, rather rudely) told him to get some therapy. Who knows if he is beyond help? Point is, his attitude and behavior are douchey and potentially destructive to anyone who allows him into their life.
That much is crystal clear.
Sep 7, 2011
apoptotic commented on Savage Love.
"Inherent competition in human dynamics" DARE?
What happened to "why can't we all just get along"?
Dan pegged you as a narcissist, but your comments on this board are more suggestive of sociopathy.
(((shudder)))
I feel sorry for anyone who is young/weak enough to get caught up in your bullshit worldview and superficial charm. "I'm pretty! I'm sensual! I'm nice! It's all about love, dude!"
Get some therapy.
What happened to "why can't we all just get along"?
Dan pegged you as a narcissist, but your comments on this board are more suggestive of sociopathy.
(((shudder)))
I feel sorry for anyone who is young/weak enough to get caught up in your bullshit worldview and superficial charm. "I'm pretty! I'm sensual! I'm nice! It's all about love, dude!"
Get some therapy.
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