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May 19 mtiffany71 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Good Threesome, Spoiled.
Or try option 4: the small lie the sketchy husband can't deny for fear of outing himself as the evil weasel. Tell the wife that hubby dropped off the kids at the park and asked to stop by for a beer and that you agreed, but that YOU got drunk, and feeling frisky and disinhibited from the effects of the alcohol, you came on to HIM, but thinking better of it, asked him to leave, but felt so guilty about the advance that you just couldn't bear the idea of facing her.

His only option is to validate your slightly untrue version of events. Should he deny any of it, he will have to explain what actually happened or try to come up with his own lie that makes him look better and you worse -- and given the situation, he can't. And you still get to use "I was drunk" excuse combined with the truth: "nothing happened."
Oct 8, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on I Saw Ridley Scott's The Martian Last Night and Loved It (Except For One Thing).
"Now Ridley Scott is a genius and God rip off my fingers for presuming to tell Ridley Scott how to make a movie."

Apparently someone never saw Prometheus.
Aug 26, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Forgiveness and Ashley Madison's Innocent Victims.
"I'm the only kid who was home at the time, and I have been sworn to secrecy." Physical violence is only ever an appropriate response to other physical violence. TAMHISFB is under no obligation to keep this incident secret. If mommy and daddy want silence about the incident, it comes with a price: TAMHISFB should only agree to remain silent if dear old dad agrees to seek some sort of counseling where TAMHISFB's dad gives the shrink permission to keep TAMHISFB updated on daddy's prognosis and progress.

Otherwise, call the police.
Aug 13, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Emerging New Fetish: Ovipositors Getting Their Oviposit On.
I'm sure someone will use this to take booty bumps to a whole 'nother level.
Jul 11, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Jeb Bush Says Climate Change Will Be Solved by a Guy Tinkering in a Garage.
If the guy tinkering in the garage is engineering a 100% lethal-to-humans virus, maybe. Death is, after all, the ultimate cure for all that ails you.
Jul 9, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Savage Love.
@74 Taking part of my argument and presenting it out of context while implying that it is my whole argument and then asking me if I can't see how the part of my argument you are misrepresenting as my whole argument is morally deficient is called "concern trolling." It's also intellectually dishonest, but where concern trolls are concerned, that's a tautology.

But since you are not a concern troll (because the Stranger has a better quality of readership than that), I'm sure it was just an honest mistake because you maybe didn't read all the way through (that tl;dr will get you every time!), or maybe you just skimmed though and didn't quite understand what I was saying.
Jul 9, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Savage Love.
Should we forgive DHACA? Did she use her homophobia for commercial benefit? No? She didn't post Vines of herself screaming "Fag!" ? Okay, she's not Nash Grier. Did she claim to be "an artist" and then use anti-gay slurs on social media as a way of fitting in with her target demographic as an easy way to sell albums, rather than challenging societal norms like real artists do? No? Then she's not Iggy Azaela (or WeverTF that rancid twat's name is). SO since she didn't use anti-gay sentiment as a cheap marketing tool to make herself money, unlike Nash Grier or Iggy Azaela, DHACA can be forgiven.

Seriously Dan, I'm not sure whether to tell you to get off either your horse or the cross, but you're not being subtle here, you're just being tedious: Nash Grier and Iggy Whatever don't automatically qualify for forgiveness just because they said "sorry" when their homophobic bullshit turned bad for their bottom line.

Here's the easy two-prong test to see if formerly anti-equality people should be forgiven: 1) Did they benefit either financially or politically from engaging in or otherwise promoting ant-LGBTQ hatred? and 2) Did they put in the time and effort to get to know the LGBTQ community and therefore come to understand why, as human beings, we deserve the same respect and rights as everyone else? If the answer to (1) is "no," and the answer to (2) is "yes," then you should probably forgive the person. Any other combination of answers is not only NOT an automatic forgive, it's perfectly acceptable to say "FUCK YOU, NO, NEVER, GO TO HELL. ROT. BURN."
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Jun 23, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Accept the Apology, Already.
"I used words I should not have... I meant no harm and deeply regret ever uttering those words."

Bullshit. She did mean harm. That's why she chose those words. It's not an apology if you refuse to own your actions AND intent. Fuck her. Fuck her non-apology, and fuck you, Dan.
Apr 8, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: The End of the Affair(s).
I'm not sure what TMA is looking for, permission or justification to DTMFA. Just DTMFA and get on with your life.
Mar 21, 2015 mtiffany71 commented on I, Anonymous.
Sweet zombie jeebus, call the landlord, or management company, and kindly explain to them that if three stikes is good enough for baseball, four should certainly be sufficient to deem your neighbor a nuisance and have his ass evicted.