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  • What keeps you up at night?: A good blow job.
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May 9 mtiffany71 commented on Your Dog Sucks.
I'm surprised that all these WATB canophile lawyers seem not to be familiar with Seattle's Animal Control Code:

http://clerk.seattle.gov/~scripts/nph-br…

Unless Dan and his al fresco dining companions happened to be sitting in a part of the park that was a designated off-leash area, it was that dog's owner who was in the wrong.

And seriously, if you don't understand that leash laws protect our pets as much they protect the public, you have no business owning a dog. If an unattended and unfamiliar dog approaches you, and you reasonably believe it poses an imminent threat to you or those around you, you have every right to kill it on the spot.

So if that dog that Dan shoved away had bared its teeth or snarled or lunged at anyone or done anything else even remotely threatening, instead of a shove, Dan could have kicked it in the head, or beat it with a baseball bat, or stabbed it, or slit its throat, or pulled out a licensed firearm and shot it right between its pretty soft doe eyes. And still he wouldn't have been in the wrong.
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Nov 2, 2012 mtiffany71 commented on Enter "Hail Obama".
Obama deprived me of my freedoms! Just look at my hair! It used to be BLUE!
Nov 2, 2012 mtiffany71 commented on Mitt Romney's Threat: If He's Not Elected, His Party Will Trash the Economy.
"Except, that's not how it works. Threats don't materialize without someone to make the threats."

Well that's how it works on Kolob!
Oct 24, 2012 mtiffany71 commented on Because Stopping at Stop Lights Is for Suckers.
@19 How awful that the nanystate is infringing on your right to drive. Oh wait, there is no right to drive. That's why states can restrict that *privilege* to those who have obtained a license by passing a driving test.
Sep 28, 2012 mtiffany71 commented on Seattle Times Urges Court to Ignore the Constitution on I-1053. Why Do They Hate America?.
Here's my suggestion (fwiw): put on the ballot an initiative requiring any future ballot initiatives which set majority requirements to pass by no less than the same majority those initiatives seek to impose. A ballot initiative setting a 2/3 majority requirment for raising taxes would need a 2/3 majority to pass. An initiative requiring a simple majority plus Santa Claus' signature for a bill to become law would need a simple majority plus Santa's signature.

Hoist the bastards with their own petards.
Jul 2, 2012 mtiffany71 commented on Is It the Higgs?.
"There has to be something behind even this deep layer of reality." That's an awfully strong statement of certainty from a man who couldn't help but play Hamlet when he saw his neighbor's house being burglarized...
Jul 1, 2012 mtiffany71 commented on Are You a Queer Women Who Dates "Women and Trans Men"?.
I clicked on that link hoping the opening words would be "I'm pig-biting mad;" sadly, no.
Oct 23, 2011 mtiffany71 commented on SL Letter of the Day: Been There, Survived That.
"Kids are much more resilient than we think."

OMG, LiL, you're just begging for the sanctimonious wrath of those who believe that children who have been sexually abused are 'damaged,' as if they were goods, rather than people who have been wronged.
 
 

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