horatiocain is feeding its dog pop tarts.
May 22, 2015 horatiocain commented on White Protestor in Olympia Says He's Gotten Caught Shoplifting There Before, But Cops Didn't Shoot Him.
The first photo covers up half his face but that totally looks like the guy who shows up at every street fair and would like to offer for you to staple-gun dollar bills to him. Is it him? I kind of hope it is him and he's got a bit more mature.
Mar 27, 2015 horatiocain commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Complicated Threesome.
Why did Sally bother telling Bob the child is his if she didn't want Bob to be involved or to pay child support? Either she's lying or she's batshit. WATCH OUT FOR SALLY.
Dec 11, 2014 horatiocain commented on I, Anonymous.
Anonymous, your "Who I am" is someone who is hung up on the idea of sperm and egg donor being meaningful relationships.

You already know your parents, they're the people who raised you. It is what it is. Best case, you're gonna find a stranger (or two, maybe?) who wasn't in the right place to raise a child a while ago and knew it.

But all that aside, good luck, I hope you find happiness.
Oct 3, 2014 horatiocain commented on We Asked 12 People at the Twiztid Concert: What's Your Definition of Shangri-La?.
@4 she hasn't found anyone else who shares her passion for clown tunes
Aug 12, 2014 horatiocain commented on Jezebel: "We Have a Rape Gif Problem and Gawker Media Won't Do Anything About It".
@24 What level is he? Do I have to bring the spell components or does he take care of that?
Jul 24, 2014 horatiocain commented on I, Anonymous.
Don't vape around kids or indoors, I guess incardoors counts. Come on.

I mean yeah, you should always ask, that'd be quite decent I must say.
Jun 21, 2014 horatiocain commented on On a Recently Unearthed Audio Tape, Hillary Clinton Brags About Defending an Alleged Child Rapist.
@60 come on, we (sane people, can't speak for everyone) blame only Zimmerman and the laws on the books. In a trial the jury or judge might get some judgement, but who in the world blames the defense's lawyer? You cray.
Sep 17, 2013 horatiocain commented on SL Letter of the Day: Honorary Centaur Fetishist.
Most Jewish girls are short, skinny, and atheist.

You Are Fucked.
Aug 9, 2013 horatiocain commented on George Takei: "It's Time to Move the Olympics".
The IOC doesn't care about anything except the money, they're not going to do a thing. This one's up to someone elses - athletes, journalists, Russian allies, spectators.
Aug 2, 2013 horatiocain commented on Dozens of Taxis Encircle City Hall to Protest Failure to Crack Down on Illegal Competition.
I hate taxis, one tried to steal my backpack and several have run off meter and tried to scam me. Not my favorite buggy-whip industry by a long shot.