Dec 9, 2010
commented on I, Anonymous
Many years ago, I worked at a place that had a little sign proclaiming THIS AIN'T BURGER KING. YOU'LL GET IT OUT WAY OR YOU'LL DO WITHOUT THE SON OF A BITCH. The place wasn't in business long, but it was a fun place to work.
Aug 31, 2010
commented on How to Defeat a Pit Bull with Your Bare Hands
It is legal in 44 states to kill and eat dogs. Such stocky and muscular dogs as pit bulls and chows make the best eatin,' according to my father, who enjoyed two wonderful stays in Asia (Korea in 1951 and Vietnam in 1967, both of them courtesy of Uncle Sam) and became pretty familiar with Asian cuisine. There's no such thing as a bad dog.
Aug 29, 2010
commented on Catch, Kill, Cook, Eat!
My father became very familiar with Asian cuisine during two extended visits there (Korea in 1951 and Vietnam in 1968, both courtesy of Uncle Sam). Apparently, muscular dogs such as chows make the best eatin'; perhaps we can cut down on the pit bull population. By the way, you forgot to mention squirrels. They don't have as much meat as rabbits, but they are tastier, and are easier to catch. Also, it's perfectly legal in 44 states to kill and eat Rover.