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misssmartypants

Stabby town, Wa

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I wish right now that I was a cat burgler

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Pot or Coke
Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Cant help stirrin the pot.
What book have you read the most?: I have 800 of them. I've read them all several times over.
What song or movie makes you cry?: Where god left his shoes
I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

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Apr 11

misssmartypants commented on Attacked By an Owl!.

Oh man. We have Barred and Barn owls. The Barn owls conversations are quite hair raising. Blood curdling screams. And the Barred owl? All night with that haunting hoo-hoooo. I watched that guy try to catch, I swear to god, the last douglas squirrel in MLT.( Those little guys are bad ass, and look like chipmunks on steroids). The Barred owl tried to swoop for my puppy long ago. But then, so did that Douglas squirrel. Sorry about your noggin. Glad you didn't shit your britches. But I don't believe that would've stopped you in your quest for bacon.

Apr 4

misssmartypants commented on I, Anonymous.

Ahh @27...That was lovely. Seriously.

Apr 4

misssmartypants commented on They Didn't Want to Call the Cops.

So, the guy that was accused of rape and sexual misconduct got away with his crimes.And the one person who stood up for herself was evicted from a homeless community for not doing a "watch"? Wow,a predator was just let loose on more vunerable women, and rhe accusers were not given the help they needed. Great work SPD and Nickelsville!

Nov 2, 2012

misssmartypants commented on I, Anonymous.

Oh fuckarooni. I feel for anonymous. I worked in a place in Everett that was saturated with jesus message. I took pics cause it was mind boggling, and I needed proof . No one believed me otherwise. Prayer all the time, biblical messages in the lunchroom, bathroom, hallways, work area. Pamphlets on how you pray could cure aids, diabetes, hep a b c, blindness, deafness Ect..and if you weren't cured, you didn't pray correctly, long enough, blah blah blah. I got out of there. The pay wasn't worth it. What was crazy, is that I've never met such back stabbing ruthless Jesus loving bastards like them in my life, and it scared the shit outta me.

Jan 13, 2012

misssmartypants commented on Benefit Barriers.

@12- I really hope that someone is as kind and tolerant as you are to others, if and when you need help.

Dec 24, 2011

misssmartypants commented on Don't Donate to the Salvation Army.

Sally Ann has a bad habit of making a person feel worse about being poor and homeless, and they sure are happy watching those in that situation grovel and lick Jesus's asshole to get help.

Sep 15, 2011

misssmartypants commented on I, Anonymous.

@47 Ahh philgirl, what the fuck you want me to say? I kept it short, dickhead. I'm sure if your mom died and your grammy was raising you, she'd have all kinds of pet names for you. And she would smear your ass on the sidewalk for your pissy comment on a gramma's term of endearment.