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Apr 3 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Saying Goodbye to Iain Banks.
I don't know a single person in my real life that can understand why I am so devastated by this news. I feel like I owe him more than I have paid for his books for the places he has taken me.
Apr 1 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Unconditional Love Is a Two-Way Street.
I don't know if I could take it. It was tough for me to come out to my liberal agnostic parents. I didn't want them to be disappointed in me or worry about me.

It makes me sick to my stomach that people choose fantasies over their lives with their children. Her belief has robbed her of one of the best things about being a living human, and that is watching your babies turn into happy adults. Her religion has sucked so much love out of her family.
Mar 27 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Gaytheists.
@79 The frotelons, greemoflecks, targalomeks, fruuus, and tergltarglewarglefargs are all species of lizard endemic to Antarctica, and when their scaly tummies are rubbed together in the right combination create a fusion explosion that will destroy the entire earth a billion times forever. Only the Brufariglek Gitons can stop the evil Gruktalmaliamecitifor from collecting all of the Antarctic lizards, rubbing them together, and thereby ensuring our doom.

How sure are you that the above text isn't an accurate representation of reality? Is it close enough to round up? If you presented yourself as an agnostic on such matters as the earth being destroyed in an Antarctic Lizard Tummy Fusion Explosion how foolish would you feel?

This is where religious people and agnostics find their opportunity to call atheists arrogant. I've studied and considered in great depth the verifiable claims of the dominant religions in my culture, and found them to be absurd at the least, and deeply immoral at the most. I don't feel comfortable calling myself anything less than an Atheist because all of the evidence presented in favor of the evidence of god(s) is as ludicrous to me as the paragraph which with I began this post. It would be dishonest of me to present myself, after all the intense interest and study I've given this subject to present myself as anything other than atheist.

You have no reason to believe in Antarctic lizard tummy rubbing exploding apocalypses. In fact you know that there are no living reptiles endemic to Antarctica because you know reptiles are exothermic, and would not survive the cold. You know that lizard stomach friction doesn't cause fusion explosions. You know that all of the names in the first paragraph are made up because they never existed before this post on Slog that like 3 people will ever read. You know that you're sure enough the first paragraph in this post to know you don't believe it is factual.

What if I told you that the only way to stop Gruktalmaliamecitifor from causing a billion fusion explosions was to build an electric fence around Antarctica? Would you vote for me? Would you donate money? Would you remain silent as your family devoted %10 of their income to building that electric fence?

Based on how sure you are that the first paragraph of this post is complete bullshit, how willing are you to make decisions based on protecting Antarctic lizards from world ending fusion explosion causing tummy rubs? Would I be safe to say the effect on your behavior would be around zero?

There is no other evidence of God than ancient texts that eclipse by far the first paragraph of this post in absurdity. None of them even reference Antarctica for fucks sake. The fact that so many people believe in the supernatural is just proof that human children don't develop critical thinking skills and what their parents teach them unless they are exposed to other cultures.

I respect other human beings too much to misrepresent my opinion on issues as important as the nature of our very existence. No one can ever be God as far as I understand the concept, so no one can ever be sure of anything. I really don't believe anyone that says they have %100 faith in anything. Because if I did, I'd have faith in them. I can be sure enough of my observable reality to dismiss the billions of possible absurdities presented by my fellow humans' imaginations in the ways I chose to live my life. the existence of God like Antarctic fusion explosion lizards is one of those numerous absurdities that aren't plausible enough based on verifiable fact to be worth considering in my daily life.

Everything I wrote above is why some people think atheists are arrogant. But hey, at least I got to my arrogance on my own. How many theists are proudly and thoughtlessly carrying their ancestor's arrogance?

Sorry Romiel, but based on your post, and your level of certainty, I think it would be dishonest of you to present yourself as an agnostic.

Oh, I'm also Toasterhedgehog. I know it doesn't matter, but I feel disingenuous posting under 2 log ins. I got my panties in a bundle on this one, and forgot my password to my own account. So all the bullshit from both IDs is from the same asshole.
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Mar 26 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Gaytheists.
@74 I'm 99% sure there is no guiding intelligence in the universe. I'm %100 sure that the god(s) described in the Torah, Bible, Book of Mormon, Koran, Hinduism, Greek Myth, and Viking Lore are fictional. These gods offer no compelling evidence of their existence, and basic study of the observable world offers overwhelming evidence of their non-existence. The creation myths associated with these gods have been disproved through scientific observation. The supernatural feats they perform in those texts are not physically possible in this universe. There is currently no verifiable supernatural event that would indicate walking on water, parting seas, having the universe in your mouth, or being birthed from a severed head are actually possible.

There comes a point where based on observation, a certain possibility seems so unlikely that it's not worth using as a criteria to make decisions or guide one's life. I'm sure enough that the universe did not have a creator, that I call myself an atheist. That one percent of uncertainty is based on the fact that I know that I don't know everything. The %99 certainty is based on what I have learned throughout my life. If you can prove the existence of God I will change my mind. Most atheists feel the same.
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Mar 26 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Gaytheists.
There's a trick if you're an atheist and want to do your part to keep the discussion civil. Be specific about what religious institutions actions you find objectionable. I hate Westboro Baptist Church's protests of military funerals. I hate the Catholic Church's official stance on denying women birth control. I hate the Mormon Church's massive financial support of Prop 8. I think Casey Treat's Christian materialism is laughably stupid. If members of any of the institutions I mentioned were not involved those specific actions, they should have no beef with me for stating my opinion. If you think I'm bashing Christians, that's not my problem.

And here's a trick for theists. Every time I tell a person who believes in a supernatural deity that I'm an atheist, I'm telling them that I think their deepest held beliefs are fantasy. It's the unavoidable implication of my admission of non-belief. Nobody likes to be told they are wrong; especially when they believe they are right. It's extremely difficult not to interpret that implication as arrogance or condescension without even realizing it. It's the same impulse I feel when someone implies that God gives them their morals.

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Feb 18 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on The Always Ugly Beacon Hill Branch Library.
Telephone and power lines slice up the sky. We should bury them all. The world will feel like it's actual size when you're walking down the street.
Jan 28 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Amour: Technically Impressive, Beautifully Acted, and Deeply Boring.
If the point of the film is to say, 'this is a thing that happens.' then yes it sounds like a boring film. Does the film imbue the events on screen with any meaning? Life is realistic. Art only requires realism to the degree it facilitates meaning.
Jan 22 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on "Lena Dunham Is a Liar".
Good fucking lord Anonymous... I've made some supplemental income on commercial work and modeling. I'm considered by social consensus to be an attractive dude, but I'm also a mature adult human being.

Sure, good looks are a plus, but it's only like one part of maybe a dozen other traits that factor into attractiveness. I'd much rather date and fuck a person with a plain face and a flabby body that is super cool than a hot person that is just pretty cool.

Anybody that bases their dating choices exclusively on aspects of a person that are largely beyond their control like bones structure, boob size, predisposition to carry a few extra pounds, cock size, baldness, skin color, is by definition superficial. Everyone is a little superficial, but there's so much more to dating than superficiality.
Dec 24, 2012 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Maybe, but We're Still Animals.
Religion is a side effect of the flexible nature of the human brain. Human babies obtain knowledge through observation, experimentation, and mostly from what adults teach them.

Our brains are built to absorb what we're taught regardless of whether it makes sense. A child that is obeys when told not to run into traffic, not to swim in crocodile infested water, or to avoid eating the red mushrooms in the forest has a better chance of passing on their genes. We're genetically programmed to have faith in what authority figures teach. And if you never learn the wonders of reason, you'll have faith, even in the teachings that make no sense. As long as those beliefs don't cause an evolutionary disadvantage they will live on.

The tools to explore are world for the majority of humanity's existence have been limited to our senses. We were masterful scientists in the field of hunting and gathering. But our observational ability was far below our capacity for curiosity. So we filled in the holes in our knowledge with imagination.

The majority of humans become altruistic the moment they grasp the theory of mind and someone gives them some food. It's hardwired. It has nothing to do with religion because it's more ubiquitous than religion.

The minority that don't have altruistic natures become very rich and powerful. They become Popes and Kings and CEOs. They don't share their food with others.
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Nov 9, 2012 Fish Wrench Asteroid commented on Our Crying President.
I had no idea that the whole point of philosophy is to keep you from feeling sad.
 
 

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