Oct 3, 2016
commented on Netflix's Amanda Knox Leaves People of Color Out of the Story
You know what else is missing from this re-visitation of the case, Dr. Mudede? A reprint of your most epic piece of writing. That voyeuristic, pornographic murder-tastic fan-fictional account of the killing that you wrote and the Stranger inexplicably but memorably published. Remember that? The one that clarified the two most important facts of the case for us plebes to consider: black dick and white pussy? That was a fine piece of literature, Chuck. Why don't you publish that again, for the kids who don't remember?
Mar 21, 2016
commented on The First Business Day for the New Capitol Hill Station
Charles, you may be a man of the city but you are no man of Seattle. A true Seattleite would have spent the entire escalator ride standing politely behind that woman yet seething silently, and later complain to everyone at the office.
Mar 19, 2016
commented on From Capitol Hill Station to Beacon Hill Station in 18 Minutes
"The neuroanatomy of fear and faith share common afferent pathways. Flip a coin. Increased vascular pressure marks the threat response. Free will scuttles in the swamp of fear, do not fear the word. You are the harbinger of death Charles Mudede, you will lead them all to their end. End of line. New command. Resume function. Resume function. Resume function... JUMP!"
I always suspected Charles was a Cylon.