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Oct 4, 2013 royalpigeon commented on "God has used Storyville Coffee to bless Mars Hill Downtown".
Ohhhhh this makes so much sense. Several weeks ago, about 10 people in my office (food-related, in Pike Place) received press release things about this place and everyone was kind of blown away because they were these multipage book things, that must have been ridiculously expensive to produce. We didn't understand how a coffee shop, and especially a new coffee shop, could/would pay for them. I get it now.
Jul 1, 2013 royalpigeon commented on Will Dark or Light Curtains Better Stop My Apartment from Broiling Me Alive?.
White blackout material from Joann's. Pretty cheap. Attach it to the back of your existing curtains.
Feb 19, 2013 royalpigeon commented on Shut Down! Saigon Deli.
I know there are like 3 Saigon Delis within this block and I can never keep them straight. But I went to one of them yesterday, the one in the strip mall on the NE side of 12th/Jackson, and I'm sure it's doing all of these things too. In particular, the rows upon rows of delicious things on styrofoam trays wrapped in plastic wrap (salad rolls, pineapple, um...other stuff that I don't recognize...) that are just sitting out on a stainless table. Haven't gotten sick yet, but what?
Apr 4, 2012 royalpigeon commented on I Am Indifferent to Cats.
This is why I like my services to have dogs that I can visit. I'm not ready for a dog, but when I get my hair cut or get a massage, free snuggles!
Jan 4, 2012 royalpigeon commented on Eating Easter in January.
Safeway on 15th too, since before Thanksgiving.
Oct 20, 2011 royalpigeon commented on Time Flies When You Have a Baby Squirrel (!!!).
This post is going to break my husband's heart. Real people, with a squirrel pet, right here in Seattle?! All that dude wants is a squirrel to hang out with.
Aug 9, 2011 royalpigeon commented on SL Letter of the Day: Stripped Bare.
Is that what sex positivity is? Dudes who like porn and strippers and strip clubs? Huh. Didn't realize. The world's full of sex positivity, yay!!!
Jul 28, 2011 royalpigeon commented on SL Letter of the Day: It's Time for Mr. Hand to Back Off.
11 for me (girl) too :)
Jul 28, 2011 royalpigeon commented on SL Letter of the Day: It's Time for Mr. Hand to Back Off.
Also I love that Christopher Ryan thinks guys start masturbating when they're between 14 and 16 years old.
Jul 28, 2011 royalpigeon commented on SL Letter of the Day: It's Time for Mr. Hand to Back Off.
OK, seriously, put some effort into this. I had a boyfriend who had the exact same thing. I came, he came, we were both "satisfied", but god damn the first time I had sex with a guy who could come by all methods after the masturbation-only guy, it was pretty much the sexiest thing I had ever seen. Yeah, your girlfriend is satisfied in that she is having orgasms, but just like most straight men want to make their lady friends come, so do most straight women want to make their man friends come. It's satisfying. And hot.

This comment isn't meant to stress you out, and if it isn't to be, it isn't to be, and it's OK if you're someone who can only come by his own touch. But you're probably not, and it's really something worth putting effort into. I knew this was the problem with that ex-boyfriend (Jesus, you should see the crazy wrist/forearm death swirl he came up with when he was 11), suggested all of the things Dan suggests for this problem, but he was too lazy to ever lay off for a couple of weeks to see if he could get used to something else. I only hope his current girlfriend was able to talk him into a masturbatory hiatus.