Location: Portland, Maine 04101
No knuckle-dragging or mouth-breathing.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Frank Gehry
- Elliott Bay
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: No music! I'm immortal.
- What song do you never want to hear again?: NO!!! Hip-Hop! NO!!!
- What do you like to read when you poop?: GOP/TP epitaphs (printed on the t.p.)
- What keeps you up at night?: Plotting GOP/TPmeltdown
- What helps you sleep?: Seeing GOP/TP meltdown
- What song or movie makes you cry?: With joy or remorse?
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: N/A
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Me!
- What book have you read the most?: "I Didn't Learn Anything" by Me
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: F.W. Murnau's "Nosferatu" (it's silent)
- What piece of art would you steal?: I make my own Art!Works!
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: ignoring "The Elements of Style"
- What is your sweetest taboo?: Sandy Mares, 1974
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He thought they said, "I rock, Dan!"
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because it's next to Bldg. 6?
Fill in the Blank
- God is: Going to Take a Shit on the GOP/TP!