CharlesYFarley

Location: Portland, Maine 04101
Website: http://mcaf.ee/7ab9d

Bio/Manifesto

No knuckle-dragging or mouth-breathing.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Production or Devel
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: No music! I'm immortal.
• What song do you never want to hear again?: NO!!! Hip-Hop! NO!!!
• What do you like to read when you poop?: GOP/TP epitaphs (printed on the t.p.)
• What keeps you up at night?: Plotting GOP/TPmeltdown
• What helps you sleep?: Seeing GOP/TP meltdown
• What song or movie makes you cry?: With joy or remorse?
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: N/A
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Me!
• What book have you read the most?: "I Didn't Learn Anything" by Me
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: F.W. Murnau's "Nosferatu" (it's silent)
• What piece of art would you steal?: I make my own Art!Works!
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: ignoring "The Elements of Style"
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Sandy Mares, 1974

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He thought they said, "I rock, Dan!"
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because it's next to Bldg. 6?

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Going to Take a Shit on the GOP/TP!