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Due to a poorly written initiative, South Dakota was declared non-existent and an empty void… more »

sparkydive is fucking off.
Aug 19 sparkydive commented on What's So Funny About the Naked Trump Statue?.
Oh puhleez. Trump acts like a petty, tactless cartoon character of himself. It's a normal reaction to make fun of him like he makes fun of everyone else.

Apparently the artist was originally a Trump supporter. Like he was going to vote for him and everything. He became so disgusted by the vulgar way Trump treated everyone that he decided to install these statues. Hell hath no fury like a supporter scorned. So let that be a lesson to you, Donald no balls.
Jul 20 sparkydive commented on Watch: Man Bun with "Socialism Sucks" Sign Explains Economics to Us at the RNC.
Never, ever listen to anyone named Gunnar.
May 6 sparkydive commented on Fuck Everything About May Day in Seattle.
These people whine far too much too much to be considered anarchists. Boo hoo, the mean old police wouldn't let me throw rocks and that hurt my feelings.

They better hope that true anarchy never comes to pass because with their apparent lack of skills and self-preservation instincts, they will be the first ones eaten.
Jul 1, 2015 sparkydive commented on Drunk of the Week.
Summertime jam beer: dark rum, soda, lime. Period.

I know it's not beer but no one said that there were rules.
May 8, 2015 sparkydive commented on Joss Whedon Quits Twitter.
What is this Twitter? A bird? Softly chirping? How can one quit that?
Apr 8, 2015 sparkydive commented on Drunk of the Week.
Interpretive dance has no names for dance moves. It lives only for the moment. Especially drunken interpretive dance with trucker armpit hair.
Feb 18, 2015 sparkydive commented on Trying to Detect Soil Settlement Near the Viaduct with My Own Body.
WSDOT can't specify when Bertha might be able to start drilling again because they don't know. As in: haven't a clue. I've worked on lots of WSDOT projects, they are some of the most ignorant, well educated, rule following, obstacle raising, self-congratulatory, finger pointing motherfuckers on the planet. Yet somehow, the work still gets done in spite of them.
Jan 15, 2015 sparkydive commented on I, Anonymous.
God will PROVIDE! Well, if not god then someone else. Same thing.
Jan 9, 2015 sparkydive commented on Drunk of the Week.
Sad, so many people get stuck on Pabst. Why not continue the trip to the very fucking bottom of the cesspool and hammer down on Keystone?
Oct 29, 2014 sparkydive commented on Drunk of the Week.
Jason never was very smart.