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Nov 28, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Violence in a Seattle Movie Theater.
#whitepeopleproblems
Jan 9, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Palin Panics.
It is true that the Surveyor is one of the great American icons of life, liberty... and all the rest of it. Remember all those John Wayne movies where he tamed the West with his trusty transit and theodolite?

Me either.
Jan 9, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Since Nobody Else Seems to Want to Go There....
How come psychos and criminals can always find a way to kill -- knives, bombs, pit bulls, giant lasers -- but gun nuts can only find one and only one way to protect their precious freedom?

Seems like you think the bad guys are all James Bond and MacGuyver and the rest of you have only ever had one idea.
Jan 7, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Is Will in Seattle About to Lose His Power Base?.
So either Will is going to have even more time to post on the Slog, or he will have just as much time as always? Seems pretty bad no matter what.
Jan 7, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Can Dorsol Plants Win with a Name Like "Dorsol Plants"?.
I thought only white supremacists got all caught up telling you about their Irish Gaelic ancestors.
Jan 7, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on "Hold it, CALL THE COPS!".
Impossible. Sports fans are much too smart to fall for that.
Jan 7, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Teach the Controversy.
Goldy, I'm so glad you don't run a newspaper. It would read like a Soviet Russian Pravda. You'd be photoshopping you enemies out of photos and deleting the names of unpersons from the news archive.

These people are laughably wrong about what the 14th Amendment says, but they exist and the national Republican movement to take it to the Supreme Court is real.

In your world you'd have that fact declared unreportable.
Jan 7, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Another Edition of Sexy Star Wars Junk.
Star Wars fans now are really awful people. Just awful. It didn't used to be.
Jan 6, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Somewhere: Driving in circles. Literally..
I make it four, with The Virgin Suicides. Rich, bored, life is hard. Check check check.

When you do the same thing FOUR times it stops being repetition. It's an oeuvre. That's an important French word, to be taken seriously.
Jan 6, 2011 Fox in Socks commented on Please Stop Writing About Real-Life Superheroes.
hey tell you they're wearing a bulletproof vest? Ask to see the receipt.

Ask to see the motherfucking receipt??? Are you shitting me? A receipt? Man up, people. If you want to find out if they got body armor, then find out you know what I'm saying?

Receipt. What is the world coming to?

Also, after all that about stuff pretentious attention whores, you pretend your middle name is Bobby?