SeattleSnark

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Misery's the River of the World
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Perry Bible Fellowship
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jean Pierre Rampal
• What book have you read the most?: The Velveteen Rabbit
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Neverending Story

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: To infiltrate the Middle East and spread tehgays so they'd stop contributing to overpopulation
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because mommy was doing it with the delivery man when it went down
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: farting clouds that store his pee pee to dump all on Seattle