report this user


More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Misery's the River of the World
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Perry Bible Fellowship
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jean Pierre Rampal
  • What book have you read the most?: The Velveteen Rabbit
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Neverending Story
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: To infiltrate the Middle East and spread tehgays so they'd stop contributing to overpopulation
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because mommy was doing it with the delivery man when it went down
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: farting clouds that store his pee pee to dump all on Seattle

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy