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Feb 16, 2015 The Beatles commented on Fuck First—Now in Comic Form!.
Oh God, I knew this day was coming...The Stranger blog know has been cheesified into looking like every other crappy iPhone-friendly place on the internets. This sucks, but welcome to the 2010s.
Jan 6, 2015 The Beatles commented on The Table of Contents Is Better Than the Book.
@19: Oh lord, please no.
Jan 6, 2015 The Beatles commented on The Table of Contents Is Better Than the Book.
Am I the only one who thinks that chapter 15 needs to have the words "anal", "Dionysian", and "robots" in it?
Dec 23, 2014 The Beatles commented on This Is an Anti-Gay Organization's YouTube Christmas Card.
I've never heard Xmas music played on such a rusty trombone before.
Dec 23, 2014 The Beatles commented on Some Savage Love Fan Art.
@4: Apparently it's a "strap-on"--beneath the saddle, and next to the jingle balls.
Dec 19, 2014 The Beatles commented on SL Letter of the Day: the Right to Not Know.
Normally, I would think an event like this would be categorized under the "harmless but fun drunken incident--leave it purely to your memory". But yeah, what Dan said--the other people involved are part of your intimate circle of friends, so I think the boyfriend's got a right to know about it.

My advice would be: Re-create the event the next time you all get together, with BF there. Then you've all got a new (and perhaps even better) version of the thing to share, and no one needs to feel excluded or humiliated.

Also, @16: Fuck off.
Dec 18, 2014 The Beatles commented on To a Porn-Watching Dad, About Your Smut-Shaming Daughter.
Dear Dan,

Please reconsider your practice of hyperlinking the articles to these batshit religious sites. I'd rather have horsecock porn show up in my browsing history than this kind of incriminating tripe.

Thank you,

The Beatles
Dec 8, 2014 The Beatles commented on City Attorney Will Not Press Charges Against Westlake Security Guard Who Pepper Sprayed Raymond Wilford.
P.S. Fuck off, robotslave @47 and @48, and take your ass-licking authoritarian crap with you.
Dec 8, 2014 The Beatles commented on City Attorney Will Not Press Charges Against Westlake Security Guard Who Pepper Sprayed Raymond Wilford.
This is why all private security companies (as in malls like this) have it in their interest to recruit young, sheltered, bigoted, and stupid white guys from Buttcrack, Idaho to join their ranks. Because it's automatic when they intervene in a scene like this that their reaction is going to be: [cue the internal red siren and buzzer] "Black man making trouble! Black man making trouble! Black man making trouble!" And the rest just takes care of itself.

Seriously, Seattleites: Boycott this shit. Protest this shit. Stand up to this shit, because you're the front line against this kind of abuse.