Aug 16, 2013 lortext commented on Never Heard of 'Em: Built to Spill.
If you like Built to Spill and Beat Happening you can try both with Halo Benders!
Mar 14, 2013 lortext commented on Just the Tip.
Get a paperclip and bend it a tiny hook on one of the ends or bend it into makeshift tweezers. Have someone who isn't you fish out the earbud with a flashlight.

Try to not punch a hole in your eardrum!
Nov 2, 2012 lortext commented on Republicans Cheer for Sandy.
Climate change is a pretty serious issue but I'm not going to cut a rhetorical video against hydro fracking the next time we have a serious earthquake on the West coast.
Oct 12, 2012 lortext commented on SL Letter of the Day: Word of Mouth.
The big dick bandit strikes again.
Sep 20, 2012 lortext commented on Earn $7.2 Million by Eating Popcorn!.
Gas stations at least warn you to try and not breathe while you're at the pump.
Jun 29, 2012 lortext commented on Ted: Like a More Ribald ALF.
What is Ted?
A miserable little pile of jokes.
Jun 22, 2012 lortext commented on SL Letter of the Day: Limping Out.
Go see a doctor. Having your lady sitting on you could possibly be blocking some blood flow.
Apr 27, 2012 lortext commented on A Communique About May Day.
oh anarchists
Apr 19, 2012 lortext commented on Lunchtime Quickie: And The Dumbing Down of American Girls Continues....
The singing really captures the spirit of nails on a chalkboard