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Mar 14 lortext commented on Just the Tip.
Get a paperclip and bend it a tiny hook on one of the ends or bend it into makeshift tweezers. Have someone who isn't you fish out the earbud with a flashlight.

Try to not punch a hole in your eardrum!
Nov 2, 2012 lortext commented on Republicans Cheer for Sandy.
Climate change is a pretty serious issue but I'm not going to cut a rhetorical video against hydro fracking the next time we have a serious earthquake on the West coast.
Oct 12, 2012 lortext commented on SL Letter of the Day: Word of Mouth.
The big dick bandit strikes again.
Oct 1, 2012 lortext commented on Confidential to the Woman Who Was at Pony on Saturday Night Registering Voters and Campaigning for Referendum 74.
Best missed connection I've seen this week.
Sep 20, 2012 lortext commented on Earn $7.2 Million by Eating Popcorn!.
Gas stations at least warn you to try and not breathe while you're at the pump.
Jun 29, 2012 lortext commented on Ted: Like a More Ribald ALF.
What is Ted?
A miserable little pile of jokes.
Jun 22, 2012 lortext commented on SL Letter of the Day: Limping Out.
Go see a doctor. Having your lady sitting on you could possibly be blocking some blood flow.
Apr 27, 2012 lortext commented on A Communique About May Day.
oh anarchists
Apr 19, 2012 lortext commented on Lunchtime Quickie: And The Dumbing Down of American Girls Continues....
The singing really captures the spirit of nails on a chalkboard
Mar 27, 2012 lortext commented on I Walked Out of The Hunger Games After 45 Minutes.
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