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May 9 ThetaSigma commented on Your Dog Sucks.

I hate dogs. I was once attacked by one, and the owner was going, "He won't hurt you! Here boy!"
I told him to grab it by its fucking collar already, instead of ineffectually shouting for the widdle puppy doggy (that was neither little nor a puppy -- it was a terrifyingly large full grown beast). The owner told me that the doggy's usually never like this. I told him if that dog ever gets near me again, I'm calling the cops on the mutt.
Funnily enough, I never DID see that dog again.

May 7 ThetaSigma commented on SL Letter of the Day: What Kind of Straight Guys Watch Gay Porn?.

So, Dan, what would you have to say to me -- I'm a gay-identified woman who gets off on gay porn (gay male porn, I mean)

Mar 16 ThetaSigma commented on Great Moments in Minority Outreach at CPAC.

@48: fair point, and I'm sorry I maligned the South -- but the sane people should be a hell of a lot louder! I live in the Northeast, and the Southerners I tend to hear about are... just fucking NUTS.

Mar 15 ThetaSigma commented on Great Moments in Minority Outreach at CPAC.

Times like this, I wonder why we didn't let the South secede.

Mar 15 ThetaSigma commented on SL Letter of the Comments: Anti-Gay Haters Are Doing Us a Favor.

I skip these news stories; my blood pressure can't take it. I just repeat to myself I am lucky to live in a state, in a time, when gay marriage is legal, and that I have come out (more or less, it's basically the openest "secret" in the family that I'm a dyke).

ANYWAY, I just wanted to point this line out: "Terry and I got so gay last night that we rear-ended three people."
Please please tell me that pun was intentional. I laughed so hard!

Feb 13 ThetaSigma commented on Anti-Gay Bigots Surprised to Learn They Don't Speak for Sullivan, Sullivan First Christian Church, Or Sullivan High School.

My email would consist of the sentence: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? several hundred times, so I think I'll pass. My blood pressure can't tolerate me sitting down and actually trying to put into WORDS how fucking offensive it is that homophobia is a 'free speech' issue and directly harming kids is ... okay, I'm going to work myself into an aneurysm here. Kudos to those of you who managed to send something vaguely civilized.

Feb 7 ThetaSigma commented on SL Letter of the Day: You Cucked Up.

Da-aaa-aaa-an, stop writing about stuff I find disgusting! It makes me wanna throw up! Why can't you take out the shit I hate in a popular advice column and just write the stuff that makes MEEE happy???

Feb 1 ThetaSigma commented on Straight Guys More Depressed and Stressed Than Out Gay and Bi Guys.

I used to think women could get away with a lot more (and we still can get away with more than straight guys in terms of interests, hobbies, etc), but I find a lot more freedom since I ID as a lesbian. I'm very butch, and when people thought I was straight, I'd get looks and comments for being so masculine, but now people are just like, "Oh, it's a dyke, whatever." It's VERY freeing.

Jan 25 ThetaSigma commented on Working Hard to Widen the Gender Gap.

@30 -- I don't intend to let her know. I WANT the Republicans to keep doing shit like this so that they end up more and more to the fringe.

Also, @3 -- So FUNNY!

Jan 15 ThetaSigma commented on SL Letter of the Day: Lifted Program.

I'd be really careful trying it -- while it does sound possible (I defer to previous commenters who have offered suggestions on how to do it) -- you can also really hurt your back. I had to stop giving my significantly younger (and lighter!) sister piggyback rides because one day, when I was straightening with her on my back, it cracked and I was out of commission for two or three days.