Jul 2, 2016
commented on I, Anonymous
@26 - doesn't seem like the definition of "Bro" is really clicking for you.
Bro - a young man, especially one who socializes primarily with his male peers and enjoys lively, unintellectual pursuits.
"shirtless bros with plaid shorts throwing frisbees"
I'd add in "acting like an entitled douche" but I don't get to write updates to the dictionary... Yet.
Mexican (since you used that as definer in your above post) - Full Definition of Mexican. 1 a : a native or inhabitant of Mexico b : a person of Mexican descent c Southwest : a person of mixed Spanish and Indian descent.
Sooooo the actual difference is 1 group is, in reality defined by heritage and 1 while the other is defined by action. So your Trump metaphor doesn't fly. At all. It's pretty much a dead bird. A bird that died because of shitty metaphors.
Bros are bro because they act like bros. I'd add in a clunky metaphor but I'm hung over and my legs are starting to fall asleep from sitting on this toilet for too long.
Jun 30, 2016
commented on I, Anonymous
#1 - Yeah, you're totally right. Bro's have been systematically oppressed just like all those other groups you mentioned (it's really neat to say racist slang and still have an "i'm not racist" escape route!). We should totes team up and start a Pro-Bro non profit. I'd like to make sure they're able to vote, making the equitable wages, can marry, can use all public restrooms etc.
#2 - The assumption of the socio-economic status of the writer must be crazy accurate! Like, Miss Cleo level accurate! You're so smart! This is probably not a successful business person. Successful business people are usually ok being harassed and looking at random dongs when they're out on the town. Who doesn't like 3 big dudes twice their sizes yelling creepy things at them, amirite?
#3 - Kinda links into #2. If someone doesn't make a ton of money they TOTALLY shouldn't be "entitled to a material quality of life they're unable to purchase"...like not getting yelled at and having dongs wagged at them! Looping back into the Pro-Bro non-profit, I think our main out reach should be yelling at poor people.
Anyway, hit me up and lets head over to Starbucks and berate the barista while we chat about our future endeavors.
Yours in Christ,
-She was totes asking for it
Jun 24, 2016
commented on A Trans Person Was Attacked on Capitol Hill Last Night
Someone was attacked and you sad bastards are nit picking on grammar. What the fuck is wrong with you? You simple, self involved, empty souled pieces of shit. Have fun cuddling up to a dictionary since you are, clearly, an unlovable human.
Jan 13, 2012
commented on AT&T's Service Is Shitty
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