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Feb 2 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

We don't 'do' the Superbowl any more, the man of the house lost interest long ago, and I go out shopping on a Sunday anyway. The big fancy grocery store here sets up a buy-by-the-pound wing bar - 11 different kinds! Woot! Imma hitting that!

Jan 6 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

Since when was Lord Grantham a 'former chauffeur'? Am I missing something here? Nearly destitute, but HE wasn't ever a chauffeur???

Aug 17, 2012 Lassie commented on Mitt Romney Would Murder Elmo (But Might Feel Bad About It).

Bleedin' 'ell, how would I watch East Enders (even though we're 5 years behind)? Oy, sling yer hook, Mittens, wiffout EE I got nofink!

Feb 24, 2012 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

Kelly Osbourne's hair looks utterly stupid. And - She has that schtick of, after hearing Joan Rivers say something gross, her mouth falls open in (mock) shock, stunned!! - as if her ears had never heard anything so naughty in her whole entire life.

Aug 5, 2011 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

Bachelor Pad: I sincerely doubt there will be much "trying" (except for some initial token giggling) for the bachelors to get into anyone's pants.

Hillbilly Handfishin': This was one of Mike Rowe's early dirty jobs. It wasn't a money-making job, but the catfish sure looked good on the grill.

Friends With Benefits: Kill me. Kill me, now. I would rather watch Mass For Shut-ins and I am totally serious.

When Fish Attack: Tomorrow, Saturday, 8/6/11 on Discovery Channel is the awesome Killer Jellyfish, a 1/2" critter in Australia that when it stings you, you go to the hospital and live in utter agony for a month. Morphine doesn't help. However, the Australians helpfully put up big canvas fences in the water, in the swimming areas, to keep the Killer Jellyfish out. Want to swim? You go in first.

Jul 22, 2011 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

The very thought of watching 99.9% of those shows you mention, in my hot, hot, hot house, makes me want to cry. It's like TV in hell. Literally.

Mar 25, 2011 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

If one of these insects dyes its hair brown and the other dyes its hair blond - what color could their hair be to begin with???

I've been reading and semi-enjoying this column for all these years since I got my first propane powered 200 lb. 3 ft. tall PC. I laugh like a loon 9 times out of 10. Bobito shouldn't be reading it as his frustration on not 'getting it' is starting to make him cranky.

Feb 10, 2011 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

Hey! Bitter old bag here, and I would rather watch Mythbusters, Bear Grylls, or Dirty Jobs about 1000% more than any lame 'woman' show. Plus a news flash: Valentines Day is every bit as sucky when you get older as it is when you are young and have romantic stars in your eyes. The last time it was really fun: grade school!

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Feb 10, 2011 Lassie commented on I Love Television.

Hey! Bitter old granny here, and I would rather watch Mythbusters (and Bear Grylls and Mike Rowe) 1000% more than any 'woman' show. Also: V-Day sucks as much when you get older as it did when you were young and had romantic stars in your eyes.