commented on This Morning a Man Told Me to Smile...
Anybody who tells another human to smile is a fucking creep with no social skills looking for cheap eye-contact and a leer. If you want to see smiles all the time, become a clown.
Sep 20, 2012
commented on Yogurt Thrown Toward Parking Cop
Contesting a ticket usually just results in having the fee halved for me. I still get to experience the rage, late fees and half the original penalty. Thanks for throwing yogurt at this dope who doesn't realize/care that he is only further sullying the reputation of the Seattle police and fomenting revolt by harassing the citizens he is sworn to protect.
Mar 16, 2012
commented on New Column!
Am I the only one that was hoping for a real Mississippi republican response? I know the stereotype already.