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Machete is tired from a busy week.
Nov 13, 2015 Machete commented on Everclear's Sparkle and Fade Is 20 Years Old.
I got my copy through Columbia House.
Oct 6, 2015 Machete commented on The Morning News: Council-Watch Edition!.
When are they going to fix/kill route 8???
Sep 24, 2015 Machete commented on Tickets On Sale NOW for the 11TH Annual HUMP Porn Festival.
Why don't you Fahkin hump my Bellingham, Bro?!?
Apr 16, 2015 Machete commented on Pot Smokers: They're Just Like Us! (Now with Photographic Proof).
Personally, I prefer to drink my whiskey squirted into my mouth by a prostitute. Can I drink marijuana like that?
Nov 15, 2014 Machete commented on About That "Save Paseo" Kickstarter....
"..they're making false promises..." Not, "...there making false promises..."

Your grammar troll of the day. You're welcome.
Nov 14, 2014 Machete commented on Who Makes Seattle’s Best Sandwich Now?.
Personally, I am partial of the spicy mandarin at Berliner. I know, it's dönner, but damn is it good.
Jul 15, 2014 Machete commented on No Dive Bar is Safe: Bye Bye 2 Bit Saloon.
You can still get $1.50 miller at the Mecca though, so it's not a total loss.
Jul 23, 2013 Machete commented on Ice In the Urinal: Classy or Trashy?.
I lean towards classy but it really depends on the urinal.
May 14, 2013 Machete commented on Which Fox TV Series Looks Worse?.
This is even better with only one button. But seriously, it's Dads.
Dec 11, 2012 Machete commented on Battle of the Sci-Fi Movies.
I'm getting the feeling that half of After Earth is going to be like watching half of Apocalypto.