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Machete is tired from a busy week.
Nov 15, 2014 Machete commented on About That "Save Paseo" Kickstarter....
"..they're making false promises..." Not, "...there making false promises..."

Your grammar troll of the day. You're welcome.
Nov 14, 2014 Machete commented on Who Makes Seattle’s Best Sandwich Now?.
Personally, I am partial of the spicy mandarin at Berliner. I know, it's dönner, but damn is it good.
Jul 15, 2014 Machete commented on No Dive Bar is Safe: Bye Bye 2 Bit Saloon.
You can still get $1.50 miller at the Mecca though, so it's not a total loss.
Jul 23, 2013 Machete commented on Ice In the Urinal: Classy or Trashy?.
I lean towards classy but it really depends on the urinal.
May 14, 2013 Machete commented on Which Fox TV Series Looks Worse?.
This is even better with only one button. But seriously, it's Dads.
Dec 11, 2012 Machete commented on Battle of the Sci-Fi Movies.
I'm getting the feeling that half of After Earth is going to be like watching half of Apocalypto.
Mar 25, 2012 Machete commented on Houston Midfielder Apologizes for Calling Sounders Ball Boy a "Faggot".
To be fair, the ball boy did make him bend over
Feb 21, 2012 Machete commented on One Should Never Have to Hear the Song "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails While Eating Lunch on a Saturday Afternoon.
The best song to eat to is A.D.I.D.A.S.
All Day I Dream About Snacks.
Feb 19, 2012 Machete answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.
Feb 19, 2012 Machete updated his or her location.

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