Feb 12
inbed commented on Savage Love.
Meanwhile, Harvey Fierstein's like "Heeeey...wait a minute."
p.s. I love that the dad is so on it and sensitive and just ready for whatever. obv. now's not perfect but seems a lot better than that kid and dad circa 1963 or whatever.
viva you, dan!
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
p.s. I love that the dad is so on it and sensitive and just ready for whatever. obv. now's not perfect but seems a lot better than that kid and dad circa 1963 or whatever.
viva you, dan!
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Jan 1
inbed commented on Savage Love.
I'm so with you on the whipped cream thing. Women's mags are always telling me i should be smearing various food stuffs on "my guy" then licking it back off. This just seems to introduce unwanted pubic hair into perfectly good food. (if you, however, are into public hair eatin', go to town.)
mathematically expressed: eating = good, sex = good, eating and sex at the same time < eating and sex separately.
happy new year, friends,
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
mathematically expressed: eating = good, sex = good, eating and sex at the same time < eating and sex separately.
happy new year, friends,
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Nov 27, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
There are actually some companies that recycle sex toys, even the ones that have been up people butts and whatnot. They make 'em into brand-spaking new toys to stick in fresh new orifices. I swear: http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com/201…
jill
jill
Nov 6, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
When Dan writes to tell hot Latin dude he's "a good little cocksucker" it reminds me of those dumb Dr. Phil scripts, but, oh God (or hell, oh Antinous) soooo much better.
ps tonight just realizing I got an excessive amount of election coverage via the Savage Twitter feed.
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
ps tonight just realizing I got an excessive amount of election coverage via the Savage Twitter feed.
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Oct 23, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
It would be SO much more help if people actually did have names like "Mr. New Guy," "Mr. Long-Term" and whatnot. Even better would be extended versions "Mr. Nice Guy Who 'Gets' You and All That But Is Kind of Workmanlike In Bed."
Much easier to decide if you want to become MRS. Nice Guy Who...etc...
Loving the election tweets, btw,
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Much easier to decide if you want to become MRS. Nice Guy Who...etc...
Loving the election tweets, btw,
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com
Aug 14, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
"I want to convince her I was scratching an itch or something."
Because that would be totally sweet if she thinks he has pin worms.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
Because that would be totally sweet if she thinks he has pin worms.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
Jun 19, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
All three letters about depressing-ass relationships and/or partners is making me wonder why we make it so fucking hard to be with each other. I mean, what could be better/more natural than sex with another person or person or stuffed animal or whatever, but we can't seem to...just let it happen without all this drama. Or is the drama the good part?
feelin' grouchy and confused,
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
feelin' grouchy and confused,
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
Jun 12, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
Maybe it's more polite to dump via text if you add the little sad face emoticon to show that you do, indeed, feel sorry.
I think part of the reason for the desire to have an in-person break-up is so that the dumper has to behold the dumpee's pain and feel remorse (or so hopes dumpee) before they go skipping off into the arm's of their new lover.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
I think part of the reason for the desire to have an in-person break-up is so that the dumper has to behold the dumpee's pain and feel remorse (or so hopes dumpee) before they go skipping off into the arm's of their new lover.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
Jun 5, 2012
inbed commented on Savage Love.
"By patiently explaining to your vegan boyfriend that while, yes, you were face-fucking a bear when he walked in on you—no denying it—"
I just love this sentence beginning. It's like the first line of a novel or something.
p.s. if it were me, I would go with the traditional and time-honored caught-male technique and COMPLETELY deny doin' the bear. "What? Are you fucking crazy? What the hell is wrong with you?" Stick with the story and you're good.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
I just love this sentence beginning. It's like the first line of a novel or something.
p.s. if it were me, I would go with the traditional and time-honored caught-male technique and COMPLETELY deny doin' the bear. "What? Are you fucking crazy? What the hell is wrong with you?" Stick with the story and you're good.
jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.co…
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And agreed on the no surprise role-play, although i kind of wish you told him to do it because that would have been a little bit awesome for him to show up, apropos of nothing, as the serial killer, or little French maiden, or angry dog or whatever. too mean, i suppose...
sending love to you thru the ether,
jill
http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com