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Feb 15, 2013 TheloniousPunk commented on Why Middle-Aged People Walk into Traffic.
You know, maybe if Cap Hill pedestrians weren't by and large complete assholes even when given open sidewalks, lights, safe crossing areas AND the right of way, I would give two shits about this.
Jun 17, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on With or Without a Lake of Melted Cheese.
Rancho Bravo is not SF Mission comparison worthy.
What SF Mission comparison worthy means: you get an overflowing mound of meats, clearly way too much to be contained by the 3 tiny tortillas underneath. No worries, that's what the big ass pile of FREE chips right next to your tacos are for. There are some limes and some cilantro. It is greasy. You take a bite...and it's SO FUCKING GOOD that you have to fish your camera out of your pocket/purse/wherever and take a picture despite your greasy fingers. You aren't as conflicted as getting grease all over your stuff so much as you are concerned about the possible delay between getting the next bite in your mouth.
What SF Mission comparison worthy does NOT mean: It doesn't suck and is cheap-ish...and that, in a nutshell, is Bravo.
Jun 13, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on Mormon Undergarments as Fetish Wear.
I'm sorry: nothing associated with Romney is ever going to be sexy for me...not even when you slap some detached drool worthy man abs on it. Just the words "aphrodisiac" and "Romney" in the same sentence makes me want to HULK SMASH.
Jun 7, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on Drunk of the Week.
Check out the hanky code. It really pulls the whole look together.
May 29, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on Drunk on Words.
I love this woman. I met her at a party and we ended up somehow talking about Sancho Panza's erectile dysfunction. It was like being in an amazing dream, only real.
May 28, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on There Are No War Heroes.
" all wars are preventable" is an ideology, with which you should not attempt to analyze the material reality of our day to day existence.
May 28, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on Drunk of the Week.
a nice place to sit
next to the river flowing
downhill; alone night
May 28, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on Drunk of the Week.
the man in the suit
is probably glad that he
did not get splashback
May 28, 2012 TheloniousPunk commented on Los Angeles Gay Bar Bans Bachelorette Parties Until Marriage Equality Is Attained.
Where are the pitchforked mobs coming after the bachelorette party throwers? Ladies who make their bride to be friend do this: STOP IT. JUST. FUCKING STOP IT. I really, really wish that ladies throwing bachelorette parties would drop the "last chance to totally embarrass and mock my supposed friend in public" angle and embrace more of the "let's just have a good fucking time partying with old and new friends who probably don't get to see each other a lot" thing.

And for full disclosure, I'm a hetero married lady who ended her bachelorette party at neighbors (which I go to from time to time anyways), but you probably didn't notice because I told my bitches that I WOULD FUCKING CUT THEM if they made me wear anything made of penises or toilet paper.